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Si j'Γ©tais "free agent", je t'aurais demandΓ©e ton 06

25.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
deer.social

The official bsky website doesn't use ECH, deer.social does

Damn I love this fork

18.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

La premiΓ¨re partie de "CAFΓ© CON RON" elle rentre dans la tΓͺte c'est zinzin

11.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do need "server-like" capabilites, but they already have all the data to do it through communities and groups, they could really get the G4M3R5 on there if they really wanted

09.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something defense wins championships

09.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a yellow shirt that says mr beast on it ALT: a man wearing a yellow shirt that says mr beast on it
09.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY

09.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I paid actual money to see THIS ????

09.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... What the fuck was that ??????

09.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

L'attaque commence Γ  se rΓ©veiller aussi

09.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

La dΓ©fense de Seattle c'est vraiment quelque chose hein

09.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bleus sont les sentiments dans mon fiak

29.01.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost got caught by a phishing scam. Didn't check the sender correctly, didn't check that the email who received the mail was correct.

The only thing that saved me is the last line of defense of "always go to the website yourself, not via links"

Take care and train your security hygiene, y'all

27.01.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat

I may really be cooked

21.01.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Je viens de regarder le match Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears

ABSOLUTE
CINEMA

13.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAARME

07.01.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Le mieux c'est de trouver unΒ·e profesionnelΒ·le de santΓ© qui est DIY-Friendly

Heureusement, Γ§a existe, mΓͺme si c'est parfois un peu galΓ¨re Γ  trouver

03.01.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a β€œfinal break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the β€œUnilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterpriseβ„’ seat), as well as O365β„’, Adobe CCβ„’, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! πŸ˜­πŸ’œ

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

β€”-

Regards,
   ___ (πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈshe/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workdayβ„’

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a β€œfinal break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the β€œUnilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterpriseβ„’ seat), as well as O365β„’, Adobe CCβ„’, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! πŸ˜­πŸ’œ If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) β€”- Regards, ___ (πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈshe/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workdayβ„’ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

17.12.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 3541 πŸ” 1030 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 172

We have the exact same remote at home. The scroll wheel is useless yet makes the click worst to perform, and the Wii-style motion tracking is not great.

Also, first time we plugged the TV to the internet, we got bombarded by ads. It's not connected to the internet anymore.

16.12.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like always, I'm for sure gonna try to do the first few days of AoC in Excel, or SQL...

02.12.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Infomaniak, Porkbun, and one domain on istanco

Used to use Gandi (before they went crazy expensive) and CloudFlare (before they gave money to racists)

01.12.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EMERAUDE

JE SUIS EMERAUDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

30.11.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS:

Girl legitimately having fun tinkering with computer, and actively enjoyed setting up OpenID on her servers for all of her 2 (two) users, including herself

26.11.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme in the template of "what if you..." "but god sad".

What if you "Element logo" but god said "unable to decrypt message"

Meme in the template of "what if you..." "but god sad". What if you "Element logo" but god said "unable to decrypt message"

26.11.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real question ?

25.11.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Le MBTI c'est l'Astrologie pour les bobo envoyer blousque

20.11.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaand there we go. Fixed itself in the last hours...

trouse.rs

20.11.2025 08:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You all will have to wait for the really long propagation of DNS nameservers...

But you will soon be able to register your @*.trouse.rs handles (via @handles.net) soon.

20.11.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My "Your PDS" feed is really fucking gay

I love it

19.11.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dire "mon mauvais" c'est chouffin envoyer blousque

19.11.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0