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Jokes, cats, shenanigans, maybe tarot. Have you had your microplastics today? @badkitty_ on twitter @amongtheusualdays on threads @favrd alumnus

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Daguerrotype, "Man Whittling A Stick"

Daguerrotype, "Man Whittling A Stick"

Who am I to judge

02.04.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FOR SALE: A beautiful "Three Bear Pack." All these little guys were rescued from the cold woods just this weekend. Please give one, two, or all three of them a home. Contact us via our website to learn how to adopt a bear cub. BuyBears.org

Advertisement: New England Bears @BuyBearsVT Ad ... FOR SALE: A beautiful "Three Bear Pack." All these little guys were rescued from the cold woods just this weekend. Please give one, two, or all three of them a home. Contact us via our website to learn how to adopt a bear cub. BuyBears.org

I'll take my bear cub barbecued with a side of baked beans to go, please

02.04.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NETHER SAUCE FOR THE NETHER REGIONS

02.04.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cory booker is on the senate floor explaining why the eagles couldn’t just fly the Ring to Mordor

01.04.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 11

"get ready for round 2"

I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.

17.03.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the sun is finally here to cast a warm glow onto all the spots you missed while dusting.

21.03.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Where is my uterus pen and matching ovarian notepaper, I wondered, as I picked up my vagina handbag and slung it over my shoulder

22.03.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell that Spring is almost here because I'm filled with rage, but I also want to plant flowers.

16.03.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

β€œUse your words,” I say. The bear continues to attack me

21.03.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

Our fish of the day is Lucas, yanked this morning from his placid sea home for your possible delectation.

20.03.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl: Omg i love your lip gloss what is it
Me: bacon grease

19.03.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

this leather pants era has been underwhelming compared to my last

20.03.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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two men are standing next to each other with their arms crossed and the words we 're here to pump you up above them Alt: Hans and Frans

The JFK files are here to pump πŸ‘**clap**πŸ‘ YOU up!

20.03.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the jfk files are one of the 11 herbs and spices in colonel sanders chicken

19.03.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account

17.03.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The date was going great until my puppet started crying

19.03.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Alexa, throw the baby out with the bathwater.

19.03.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

19.03.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TL;DR

19.03.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.03.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Elon Tusk, for bringing home our rhinoceros heroes from space. And for rhinoceros shoes, and all things rhinoceri

19.03.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *getting frisked*

Officer: twerking is not necessary, ma’am

18.03.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 3

It's always sad on March 18th. It means taking down all the St Patrick's Day decorations like the four-leaf clover tree, the pot o' gold stockings hung by the fireplace, and the 12-foot Home Depot leprechaun with the "Let's get Lucked up" t-shirt. *sighs in Irish*

18.03.2025 11:09 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

GUYS, GUYS, DON’T GET TOO EXCITED, DON’T LOSE YOUR HEADS, BUT DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND IS ABOUT TO START

19.03.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey can you hold my baby i need to reference my ancient tome for a second

18.03.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.

18.03.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part about going to the movies is that it’s illegal for anyone to bother you for two hours

18.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by their footwear

18.03.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0