Daguerrotype, "Man Whittling A Stick"
Who am I to judge
Daguerrotype, "Man Whittling A Stick"
Who am I to judge
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I'll take my bear cub barbecued with a side of baked beans to go, please
NETHER SAUCE FOR THE NETHER REGIONS
cory booker is on the senate floor explaining why the eagles couldnβt just fly the Ring to Mordor
"get ready for round 2"
I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.
the sun is finally here to cast a warm glow onto all the spots you missed while dusting.
Where is my uterus pen and matching ovarian notepaper, I wondered, as I picked up my vagina handbag and slung it over my shoulder
I can tell that Spring is almost here because I'm filled with rage, but I also want to plant flowers.
βUse your words,β I say. The bear continues to attack me
Our fish of the day is Lucas, yanked this morning from his placid sea home for your possible delectation.
Girl: Omg i love your lip gloss what is it
Me: bacon grease
this leather pants era has been underwhelming compared to my last
The JFK files are here to pump π**clap**π YOU up!
the jfk files are one of the 11 herbs and spices in colonel sanders chicken
We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
The date was going great until my puppet started crying
Alexa, throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
TL;DR
Thank you, Elon Tusk, for bringing home our rhinoceros heroes from space. And for rhinoceros shoes, and all things rhinoceri
Me: *getting frisked*
Officer: twerking is not necessary, maβam
It's always sad on March 18th. It means taking down all the St Patrick's Day decorations like the four-leaf clover tree, the pot o' gold stockings hung by the fireplace, and the 12-foot Home Depot leprechaun with the "Let's get Lucked up" t-shirt. *sighs in Irish*
GUYS, GUYS, DONβT GET TOO EXCITED, DONβT LOSE YOUR HEADS, BUT DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND IS ABOUT TO START
hey can you hold my baby i need to reference my ancient tome for a second
I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.
The best part about going to the movies is that itβs illegal for anyone to bother you for two hours
you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by their footwear