I didn't ask to be here
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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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the man, the myth, the bellend
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FBI Assistant Director (retired); 25 year veteran Special Agent; Author, Long Haul: Hunting the Highway Serial Killers; and, The FBI Way; Democracy defender.
Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
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A bindle full of blues
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“jokes”
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I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
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Welcome to my Twistered mind
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Screenwriter, Movie Lover, Hope to High-Five a Sea Lion Someday.
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A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
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Been in SF since the turn of the century. DubNation Season Tix Holder, Grew up in Cincinnati. Ohio State Buckeye Alum, Reds & Bengals fan.
Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
success hasn't changed me, i was always this terrible
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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Screaming on the inside
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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
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Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
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Author, PRESIDENTS OF WAR, 9 other books. @NBCNews Presidential Historian. @PBS contributor. Called "normally sober" by Financial Times. X address is @BeschlossDC. Born in Chicago.
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
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Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor. Loves animals more than most people. LA 📍
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Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
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Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
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He/Him
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If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
“Lesbian consultant.” “Your favorite poster’s favorite poster.” “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
Terse declaration of professional status. Achievement for which I’d like to be known. Unrelated third thing #hashtag [emoji] [emoji]
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I'm always looking for thinkers, learners, and educators. I collect you.
Storm Photographer. Capturing hurricanes and severe storms through motion and stills. Stormbound, an IMAX film. (2026)
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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly go🚽
Just some guy, I think.
Snark, tech, cooking, greyhounds, TTRPGs. Usually some politics too. I’m a privacy engineer at a big tech firm but I’m not here for work so these hot takes are nothing to do with my employer and are all my own. He/him.
Creative Services Director. Curator. Commentator. Conundrum.
Opinions are mine, unless also yours.
There be cats. adtothebone.com
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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I'm an aspiring author, a devoted Democrat, and a tired mom of three. You've seen my tweets stolen by bigger accounts on Instagram.
Just looking around at this bluesky thing. Cats, jokes, politics, shenanigans.
Have you had your microplastics today?
Crouching tiger, resting bitchface
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
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Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
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If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
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surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
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The weirdo formerly known as Nicki Hiss.
Lover of plants, birds, dogs, food, art, perfume, trash, rock & roll, and the paranormal. Anti-diet, Anti-Racist, Anti-Capitalist, Pro-Queer, Pro-Trans, Pro-Abortion. Snarky af but I try to be kind. Rochester, NY
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
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I want to do everything all the time
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy
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Does this look infected?
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Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
Also on Threads @Kolchak.
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Four star Ret US Army General. MS NOW Nat Sec analyst. Council Foreign Relations. Joint Commander Latin America. JCS strategic plans. NATO Brussels. 4 combat tours. 3 Purple Hearts. 14 years overseas. West Point. MA Pol Sci. Army Brat.
Communist. Non-binary Neurodivergent. Hillbilly.
I *am* the goddam revolution, motherfuckers
they/them - he/him
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts.
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I have happiness management issues.
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Johnny, do you play baseball?
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she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
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I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes.
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Regularly cuts own bangs
America’s next top parallel parker. ✅ crafting ✅ resisting ✅ anti-Fascism ✅ Buffalo, NY, USA https://purplepotatoblossom.com
Writer of spooky things, editor, nerd-about-town, & your favorite Gen-X pal.
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St. Petersburg, FL
Still the curmudgeon at law. Get off my lawn. Taxes, title and licensing excluded.
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
Exhausted member of the reality-based community in Portland fuckin' Oregon. She/her. 🏳️🌈
Mainly on Threads, sorry 🤷🏻♀️: https://www.threads.net/@victoria.marinelli
I still don't know what I want to be when I give up.
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
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Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
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37th President of the United States. Messages from the President unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler.
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Tragically Hip, divorced Dan from Chicago.
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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