Pointy

Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do a puzzle for a day.

Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do puzzles for the rest of their life.

🧩 🪚

This absolutely works if done right, I have become an expert in it 🤭

All fine, log book updated 🤭

Pointy from behind, from waist to calves. She is wearing a red and black short tartan dress and opaque black tights. She is leaning against a grey wall and her position allows the slightest peek up the back of the dress.

As a responsible owner, taking my cervix for its 3 year service and MOT*

(*PAP test)

I don't want you dead! she says, calm as the sun.

I want all the people like you to be gone.
I don't want you there in the places I go;
I don't understand, and I don't want to know.

That's worse than you wanting me dead, I replied.

You're overreacting, she cheerfully lied.

[kink]

My favourite sex position is slowly pacing around you before I take the cloth bag off your head.

You are looking so hot.

I mean hot.

Sorry, hot.

Strong. Got there in the end 😅

I remain incredibly proud of this post and this first date - the day I kidnapped, tortured and collared @harlequinworks.bsky.social.

Hello 👋

the only time I care about BlueSky being the global town square is when I want to pillory a girl in it and leave her there as punishment

For the avoidance of doubt, I will be auditioning for the role of Villain.

Polycule thriller pls.

Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️) YouTube video by Avie Sheck

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

I can’t believe I might be privileged enough to get my hands (respectfully and deferentially) on this beautiful body today 🫠

Finally a way to convey ‘I am a woman and I am not going to put up with this nonsense’ in one easy pin.

I love these!

Paging @bibulous1.bsky.social

love or hate ai all you want, its literally your job to recognize that it lies a lot and you need to manage that risk

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save further trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming, he went

This is beautiful.

I don’t doubt it.

I have a lot of time and respect for even-handed, don’t upset anyone GOTN.

Also, speaks-her-mind GOTN is a complete BADASS ⚡️

Two separate text conversations happening right now, one about beating subs and one about beating rugs.

What could possibly go wrong?

An excellent way to spend a few hours

(Also applies to both 🤭)

This is so beautiful.

From another (almost not) mother, this hits really hard. So much joy 🥰

We need to hold onto the joy in the world. Otherwise, what are we fighting for?

Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful wedding ✨

How was I not following The Peacock Parlour before now?

Such an excellent venue.

Tempting.

Ooh… I am not familiar.

I wonder if there are enough to make a ‘driving (actually sex)’ playlist?

Let’s just say my wholesome drive to work accompanied by driving songs TOOK A TURN (see what I did there?)

Been listening to Rihanna’s ‘Shut up and Drive’ and I think, I *think*

[conspiratorial side glance]

it’s actually about… you know… sex stuff 🤭