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#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson

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Autistic Fiction Bundle (April 1st -14th) Itchio

Text: This form is for authors to sign up to the Autistic Fiction Bundle, organised by Elise Carlson, to run on Itchio during the first two weeks of Autism Awareness Month (April 1st-14th). Limit of one book per author.

Eligibility & Genre: 
You, the author are autistic
At least one character is autistic (AuDHD is fine, as is autistic coded/ presenting, as opposed to explicitly stated to be autistic)
All genres welcome.

Preorders: Pre-orders are welcome, if your book releases within 5 weeks of the bundle's end date. Please state the release date in your Itch book description, so readers know when they can download your book.

Categories: YA and Adult Fiction, novellas and full length novels.

Autistic Fiction Bundle (April 1st -14th) Itchio Text: This form is for authors to sign up to the Autistic Fiction Bundle, organised by Elise Carlson, to run on Itchio during the first two weeks of Autism Awareness Month (April 1st-14th). Limit of one book per author. Eligibility & Genre: You, the author are autistic At least one character is autistic (AuDHD is fine, as is autistic coded/ presenting, as opposed to explicitly stated to be autistic) All genres welcome. Preorders: Pre-orders are welcome, if your book releases within 5 weeks of the bundle's end date. Please state the release date in your Itch book description, so readers know when they can download your book. Categories: YA and Adult Fiction, novellas and full length novels.

Autistic Authors,
As next month is Autism Awareness Month (yeah, I know acceptance is more important!), I'll be hosting an Autistic Fiction book bundle on Itchio (yes your book must be on Itch to enter.)

Let me know if you'd like me to DM you a sign up form!
And feel free to comment questions.

09.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

I'M NOT KIDDING

GET IT!!!

08.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black text on a pale blue background that says: March is the awareness month for Long Covid, Endometriosis, and Brain Tumours. So to support those with these conditions, I've made my poetry book about chronic illness free this month. Get your FREE copy at https://Books2Read.Com/U/3RAgOY. There is an image of an ereader with the book The Inadequacy of Words on it, which has a pale cream front cover with a light blue splash and a line drawing of a face with eyes closed.

Black text on a pale blue background that says: March is the awareness month for Long Covid, Endometriosis, and Brain Tumours. So to support those with these conditions, I've made my poetry book about chronic illness free this month. Get your FREE copy at https://Books2Read.Com/U/3RAgOY. There is an image of an ereader with the book The Inadequacy of Words on it, which has a pale cream front cover with a light blue splash and a line drawing of a face with eyes closed.

I'm delighted to announce that my poetry book is available for FREE for the rest of March. It will also be in the Indie Visible Charity Event 30th & 31st March.

I know how hard it can be to explain what life is like with chronic illness. Hopefully my book will help you feel less alone.

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been struggling to think of a title for the third book in a trilogy I’ve started writing, then sitting on the tube this morning I realised that if I title it a certain way, the first, second, and third instalments combine to make one really meaningful title when combined πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gold art deco scrollwork in teh corners of a black background, on which is the following list:

Stretch Goals!

Β£5k - Chapter Header Image
Β£7500 - No-Frills Audiobooks
Β£10k - Annotated ebook (V)
Β£12.5k - Printed Endpapers 
Β£15k - Annotated ebook (B)
Β£17.5k - House Bookmarks
Β£20k - Sprayed Edges
Β£25k - Deluxe Audiobook (V)

500 NA Physical Backers - Reduced Shipping!

Gold art deco scrollwork in teh corners of a black background, on which is the following list: Stretch Goals! Β£5k - Chapter Header Image Β£7500 - No-Frills Audiobooks Β£10k - Annotated ebook (V) Β£12.5k - Printed Endpapers Β£15k - Annotated ebook (B) Β£17.5k - House Bookmarks Β£20k - Sprayed Edges Β£25k - Deluxe Audiobook (V) 500 NA Physical Backers - Reduced Shipping!

Wow! So we hit double the funding goal for THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA on Day 1!

That means…Stretch Goals! Here they are (yes, we’ve already unlocked the first one - Chapter Header Images, woo!)

As ever, these will be HUMAN ART!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

04.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

I think for me, half of AuDHD is desperately trying to cope with existing and the other half is constantly trying to find new ways to trick my brain into letting me do the things I actually want to do.

04.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am sat (and already backing this kickstarter)

03.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I affected it too

28.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was trying to make my 2018 MacBook Air last until May but it is VERY sad (runs out of battery in an hour unless it’s plugged in, super slow, generally easy to confuse).

28.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

weirdly β€˜No one can see me naked in my garden’ is on my list of wants

27.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did literal maths and mortgage calculations to make my case, y’all.

27.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me productively spending the afternoon looking for houses in the countryside that cost half the amount our London house and texting my fiancΓ© suggestions about how we can just throw our jobs away and move.

27.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Rory Michaelson posing in a mirror again then time with a vest and glasses on

Rory Michaelson posing in a mirror again then time with a vest and glasses on

Just a casual Friday off out for a walk

27.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

27.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 3307 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 225

The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

27.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 926 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

Yeah the thing that amazes me is that I lost what I consider my pictures of me looking as good as I can, and am like WELL id say in real life I look like 70% that good, everyone juices it up a bit right?

My fiancΓ© is like: what are you talking about that’s just 100% you.

25.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I’m fussy about the photos I post 🀣 My TMJ affects the eyelid on that side. For a while I used photo editing to make my eyes look equally open πŸ˜“ The frontal bossing is worse in certain lights, literally looks like my forehead has slight horn ridges on my skull. Set kind of you though πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

25.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Liking my face is a HUGE thing for me. I’ve struggled my whole life with hating how I look. I had bad acne and was bullied for how I looked. I do have a strange shaped head (crooked jaw, droopy eye , frontal bossing on my forehead) but more often than not now I’m not horrified to see myself.

25.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Posted this on the go with no filter just back to say: look at my fucking skin, y’all. Im 40 πŸ₯΄

25.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œI’m going to write an EPIC fantasy but in 80k words.”

Also me: *16k words in hasn’t finished act one* β€œoh no.”

25.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rory Michaelson walking through a park looking a bit sweaty

Rory Michaelson walking through a park looking a bit sweaty

It’s 19oC in London. Wrote 4,200 words of Gay sky pirates today.There was some booty boinking in a bathtub. Everybody clap, I’m going for a long walk then to have some rum.

25.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Boiled egg and tinned tuna combo snack is OP.

25.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with the words this is an incredibly Alt: a picture of a man with the words this is an incredibly strong queen

I’ve had 100g of protein today and it’s not even lunch yet

25.02.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blessed sunlight and hydrating oil 🀣

25.02.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is not too many attentions

24.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am gratefully receiving.

24.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should probably get them insured

24.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is more attention than expected but I will graciously receive it

24.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am grateful for this additional attention.

24.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect given my historic Bluesky performance that I will get five to eight additional attentions 🀣

Thank you! I hate hard work.

24.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0