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A timid forest pony with sticks growing out of his head. https://www.deviantart.com/pianoflagerag https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC2pnEDFG8KTdBb_JhokMxbA

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Commission for @LegionOfBlues πŸ©΅πŸ–€πŸ’™

#mlp #mlpoc #mlpocart #octaviamlp

14.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Classy ponies <3

14.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*raises hoof*

Wait…

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minority Report.

08.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, β€œcrime prediction” presumes crime is a constant rather than something that can be reduced. It’s a *social* problem.

08.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Presume it’s going after people who are watching stuff on their phones while having a paper boarding pass in hand.

Which seems quite narrow these days.

06.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#997 Blah, I didn’t recognize half of the purple and couldn’t register β€œsportingβ€œ correctly. Also had too much politics on my mind

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04.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deer tend to get very silly around water. Why?

04.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, my chem class isn’t doing well since I flunked a midterm (55/100) but the stats class is doing decently.

03.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished my stats exam.

This one went slightly better. Probably one standard deviation better.

02.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

55/100.

I’m not getting a B in analytical chemistry at this rate

23.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is there any technology to be excited about still?"

Machine that turns you into your fursona

19.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Include Guiding Light please?

20.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still amazed on how well-edited that gif is nearly 15 years later.

19.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And string theory predicts at least nine physical dimensions iirc!

14.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect it has to do with the old War of the Romantics, where Brahms was a huge exponent of β€œabsolute music” over the programmatic inclinations of Wagner and Liszt. Basically academics were able to take Brahms a bit more β€œseriously.”

Apparently Berlioz was originally the third B.

11.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the challenge is not figuring out the hardest, but what order the next hardest are:
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Tend to think definitional categories are default easier than associative. Oh well.

09.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Always like these picture puzzles for variety.

07.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not shown: a sign clearly saying β€œWet Concrete.”

04.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got all the β€œnice” genes I see.

26.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Normalize whatever this is
#deer

25.01.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Wegmans shelves, usually full of pasta, now nearly empty

Wegmans shelves, usually full of pasta, now nearly empty

Wegmans shelves, usually full of pasta sauce, now nearly empty

Wegmans shelves, usually full of pasta sauce, now nearly empty

Local #wegmans got ransacked

24.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a New Yorker, but it seems that ditching a potential snow day to ensure you’ll meet the 180 day instruction requirement seems a bad trade. Better to have an extra day of school in summer when things are working than one in winter when things might not.

23.01.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, they still seem to not care that I’m desperately trying to get out of my paralegal position into a proper legal job.

I’m sick of this crud and bull. If I have to do this come February, I’d seriously consider quitting. #uspto #usgov 5/

22.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, and my exemption rigamarole is even worse this time as I apparently have to wait 45 minutes just for the service to kick in when it didn’t for the last two months. 4/

22.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They also decided to close the Roundhouse Cafe, when it was starting to revive itself with work-on-campus mandates after being dampened by the pandemic for those same five years, β€œuntil further notice” without fanfare or further explanation. 3/

22.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do think this is another part of this Administration’s scheme to shed government employees and make life miserable for us.

Why doesn’t it just tell me, a white male in early middle age with perfect reviews for the last five years, just tell me to quit?!? 2/

22.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BIG RANT:

I thought security of government property was the one thing that *wouldn’t* be affected by the October shutdown.

And yet again I have to get an exemption to access my own work computer as they still can’t give me my new employee ID. 1/

22.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps it’s fitting that the first known use concerns a story featuring trans-formation.

21.01.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Intelligence manifests in hard situations, and is a spectrum anyway.

19.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0