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Cory Robert

@the3rdcory

80s rocker, former teen idol. Washed up but not dead yet. BC Canada

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My 2 cents on the Chalamet discourse. Nobody really cares what he thinks about ballet. The public is turning on him because of his association with the Kardashian villain. He's a douchey celebrity. Like Bieber, or MGK.

11.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever update my PSn pic my friends will think I’ve been hacked by some old man.

10.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalise the second question when you meet an American outside of America being β€œwho did you vote for?”

09.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 3050 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 29

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5279 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

Kanopy has a good portion of the same movies found on the Criterion collection app, and more, and it doesn’t cost anything.

08.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody is pointing out similarities to the second Joker movie. That’s not good.

08.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosford Park was the first movie I thought of.

07.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worst band: Dogstar

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really bad. She’s not a good actor.

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

35 bucks for a new bluray movie. No special features. No commentary. Just the movie.

05.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was a game show host for 10 years.

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like living in a trailer park.

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So here's the thing: I think movies should be good. I notice that teevee people often feel differently: I notice that teevee people often say things like, "It gets good in the second season," as though it is normal or desirable to watch something bad for seven hours before it "gets good"

05.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 4

Sergio Leone

04.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All my exes live in Dubai

- George Strait of Hormuz

03.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

you’re laughing? iran is lobbing missiles at linkedin mutants, techbros and ufc fighters and you’re laughing?

03.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1997 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

whats a Burj Khalifa condo worth right now?

03.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸοΈ

03.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 2608 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 15

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

03.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2888 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 7

No

01.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..

27.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 10055 πŸ” 999 πŸ’¬ 589 πŸ“Œ 123

It’s not science fiction that makes us nervous about of autonomous weapons platforms breaking free of human command- it’s history.

Control of warriors has been an unending struggle.

The founding myth of the English is of mercenaries who topple a kingdom.

28.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

All of television can be owned by a single asshole for all I care. I wasn't going to watch it anyway.

27.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1250 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve mostly just drove through to the ferry.

27.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t know the difference either. It’s all Vancouver once you hit the city.

27.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point the only streaming app worth paying for imo is the Criterion channel.

27.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and Netflix is worse than ever. I’m not interested in podcasts. My sub ends today and I don’t see myself coming back.

27.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw it in the theatre originally . First half is still a good melodrama. Second half doesn’t really hold up.

27.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen the beginning of the first one.

27.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never watched a Scream movie. No reason for that to change.

27.02.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0