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If pineapple can influence the flavor of... It... Do you think Olivia Nuzzi has described his as tasting gamey?

This inspired intrusive thoughts that I'm not happy about.

Marketing costs, I suspect.

But obviously, autism is a recent phenomenon, and didn't exist before the '90s....

I'm not happy that I understand this sentence.

"Heeeeeeere shippy shippy shippy."

Trans furry IT workers.

Siiiiiiigh. Agreed. But in this case, it was at great personal suffering.

I was in my early 20s when Big Bang Theory was in its prime. I was tall, incredibly gangly, had dark hair, and wasn't yet able to grow a beard.

The number of times complete strangers stopped me to tell me that I looked like Sheldon was *absurd*.

"Hey, you know who you look like?"

"I hate you."

I enjoyed Castle for the first however many seasons. I'm not going back to see how badly it's aged (or how bad it was to begin with).

Also, artificial fertilizer production isn't reliant on organic inputs. The most crucial inputs are liquid natural gas, phosphate, and potash.

We produce a lot of artificial fertilizer, but so do many other countries, and a lot of that production is exported (as with oil).

Ironically, the development of artificial fertilizers was fueled by trade disruptions during WWI.

That feeling when you worked in marketing for over a decade, and you recognize a specific stock photo. In fact, I used that stock photo. Lol.

Literacy is dead.

That feeling when you know you're the pervert on the team who will catch all the problematic ideas before they go out the door...

This would make me homicidal.

Well, when you put it like that.

It's not going to happen. We know what Trump's success rate looks like without adults in the room. It's his entire life before 2017.

Trump 1 had a lot of awful but competent people hemming him in.

We now have pre-2017 Trump in the Oval Office, for the first time. We're fucked.

For every $1 increase/barrel, cost per gallon of gas supposedly goes up 2.5 cents.

Crude oil was about $65/barrel the last week of February. $156/barrel = $91 increase = increase of $2.27 per gallon over what you were paying a week or so ago.

He's currently in 9th place. He has very little time to move the needle a lot.

Indian Twitter is about to be fuckin' lit.

One of my cats knows how to say "Hello" (he was taught to do so). I promise you, you do not want them to use their words.

"Mah economy" versus "existential threat."

Easy call.

Be an economist, they said. All the actors are rational, they said.

That'll be a fun legal knife fight.

He's losing by two fucking votes with all precincts reporting. Hahahaha.