My feet have shrunk at least two - possibly 3 or 4 if you accept I was 10-ish UK men’s down to 7 UK women’s
- sizes since HRT, which is not a thing I thought would be possible and I have remeasured a bunch of times. There’s no escaping it they really are smaller
Happy Pi day ! Remember, Pi is irrational and at any point may pack a suitcase and fuck off to her mother’s
Come on boffins!
Parallelise your backlog, lads
I mean I didn’t ?
Nearly 100 countries have reported increased gas prices since the attacks on Iran by the US and Israel.
the times demand it
I have no emotional permanence
I need everyone’s eyes to be on balls thanks
This machine will replace trifle
the straits of hormel are filled with beef stew
“Never drink absinthe from a food truck”
Oh sorry - should have checked first - won’t be taking Pink News journalism seriously any more x
I hope so - idk just saw it from Pink News today
I don’t trust Hillary Duff
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete 🎵
me, in coffin: shit i forgot my headphones
What are your pain points, lads?
A small, homemade button badge with a drawing of a tree in bloom and a shining sun. In cursive script it says “spread out like a spring-woken tree”, a line from Philip Larkin’s poem “Love Songs In Age”
Proper lovely day out there, so today’s badge has to be this
Awwww hehe 🤗
Yes!
A part of me expects to run into her one day at some professional party in America and I think we’ll get on and be the kind of good friends who send Christmas cards when we remember
Now I look at her I think she’s amazing but doesn’t necessarily have anything I don’t
I don’t know if she’s actually toxic so much as in porn but growing up as a boy watching women who just look amazing and like they have the best life is confusing
Was Melania not available??
Watching Pete Hegseth floundering is my new sport
A dog is something of a Moveable Beast
This is all kinds of ewwww
😂😂😂
