There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
Team USA in the WBC
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Run it into the end zone! Somebody needs to score tonight
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My Objectively Correct prediction for tonight is in.
The score will be 15-15 (squarigami!) going into the 4th quarter. No touchdowns. 10 total field goals.
Hawks kick another three in the 4th.
FINAL: Seahawks 24, Patriots 15 (another squarigami!)
Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers: 8/8 FG
These two things are inextricably linked.
You know who that reminds me of?
For the golf/olympics sickos
SIX birdies in a row and Hideki moves into the lead! I've seen enough. I'm putting him on #59watch
Folks, this is required reading for the Olympics. I have been casually dropping bits of knowledge gained from this newsletter which have primarily been met with:
"How and why the hell do you know that?"
"It comes after he lost over seven strokes on the field during last week's Farmers Insurance Open to rank dead-last of the 74 players who made the cut." - per Golf Monthly
Can only go up from here!
Saving this in case the Seahawks play horribly on Sunday
Thank you to @pro-football-reference.com for providing the data necessary for this important analysis
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We have successfully completed 80% of all possible square combinations. Here are the 11 possible squarigamis that remain:
1-1
1-2
2-3
2-6
3-5
4-5
5-5
5-6
7-8
8-8
9-9
As with all scorigami related stuff, credit to @jonbois.bsky.social on this all-timer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5C...
Top 8/Bottom 8 Super Bowls by how interesting squares were during the game.
I pulled data on all 59 Super Bowls to determine which squares are most likely to hit during your pool. Some highlights:
โข Super Bowl LII (Eagles def. Patriots) had the most unique square hits
โข 11 squares have NEVER hit (can you guess them before looking?)
โข 2023 and 2024 both saw "squarigamis"
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What a start to a question. Disrespectful as hell lmao
Dave Matthews covers Ohio by CSNY and Killing In The Name
Huge 24 hours for Dave Matthews. Covered Rage Against The Machine last night and now featured in one of the biggest TV broadcasts of the year.
Dave heads rise up
WE GOT ANTS MARCHING
Unfortunately I did not know that last song. Apologies to all that have notifications set up for this thread
SpottieOttieDopaliscious - OutKast
Aquemini on the broadcast ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก