This is a Photoshop gag, right? Even she can't misread a room this badly.
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PHXAZ-based DJ, crime novelist & YT vlogger (An Evil Mind & Retro Inspection on the Xynobooks channel). He/him. Serbian/hillbilly Irish. Typical Pisces. Twitch.tv/MisterSheridan, every Saturday at 5pm AZ time. Spinning locally IRL a couple times a month.
This is a Photoshop gag, right? Even she can't misread a room this badly.
Democrats are on the path to winning this year, but it is by default. The party has done a horrific job on politics from almost the minute Trump was defeated in 2020. So, sure, they are winning right now β but itβs because we have no other choices. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
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Saw some interesting graffiti on the bus. It's not wrong.
ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
An IG post by the account assistantsvsagents. Thereβs an image of a man crying. Text reads βPLEASE BRO YOU GOTTA COME TO THIS PROBIOTIC SODA BRAND ACTIVATION AT SXSW THEY'RE GIVING AWAY WARM CANS IN CUSTOM TOTE BAGS AND IT'S ONLY A 57 MINUTE UBER AWAY THAT COSTS $113 PLEASE BROβ
why do I refuse to participate in SXSW or even drive near downtown during it, you ask
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My daughterβs friend said to her, βLook, I donβt want to be the bad news bear, butββ
βYou mean the bearer of bad news?β she asked.
βIsnβt it the bad news bear? The bear that delivers bad news?β
βWhy would a bear deliver bad news?β
And that was kind of it.
"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it
i have not done nor am i qualified to do any of the math here. but maga billionaire with paper wealth built in large measure around a series of escalating bets on the current bubble, leveraging himself to the hilt to buy up every media company to make them more trumpy? this could go funny
In all seriousness, this has been happening to me for a few days now on IG.
In todayβs game of Make Millions With Market Manipulation:
1. Energy Secretary posts that a tanker has been safely escorted through Hormuz.
2. Oil price falls 10%, friends buy.
3. Energy Secretary deletes post.
4. Oil price rises 12%, friends richer.
Thank you for playing, see you all tomorrow.
I was taught that learning things is disrespectful of the ignorant.
So uh, Spider-Manβs boss at the newspaper, nowadays heβs probably saying βbring me PODCASTS of Spiderman!β
I put the joke into an envelope, I send it off to Bill Maher, c/o every strip club in the greater Los Angeles area, I hope the simple message finds its way
10th March, 1973:
"Doctor Who: Frontier in Space" episode 3. #DoctorWho
Counterpoint: Limiting how US troops can be used illegally in unconstitutional wars of the presidentβs own choosing *IS* supporting βthe troops.β
Big Bitch For All Weather @fixyourheartsor guest rapper on gorillaz song: ibeen in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen 11:36 pm . 26 Aug 21 . Twitter for Android
All I know is that if Kamala had won, the extraction of resources to directly feed the billionaire class would have gone on in a far more orderly manner
βEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. Thatβs a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at Americaβs most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.β Excerpt From βOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. Thatβs a problem.β Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.
Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take
Going live in about 15 minutes with the downtempo "pre-show" of my weekly '80s #DJ #stream, "Living in the Echoes."
The show proper starts at 5pm AZ/MST.
www.twitch.tv/mistersheridan
#twitch
Apparently, becoming a Republican is a sexually transmitted disease.
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhe... β’ 1mo my sleeper cell's activation phrase is "In 2022, Punky Brewster dated childhood friend Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town" In 2022, Frye dated childhood friend Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town. (37] Shifty Shellshock Y @shiftyshellshock.bsky.social bro i AM the activation phrase 1:46 PM β’ Mar 7, 2026
Shifty Shellshock @shiftyshellshock.bsky.social O followers 10 following 4 posts came here for a good time, stayed for eternity. vocalist. survivor (mostly). yeah i did the butterfly song. no i will not apologize. crazy town forever. the vibe is immaculate where i'm at rn ngl Shifty Shellshock @shiftyshellshock.... β’ 10m yo y death couldn't keep me down. somebody hooked an Al up to a ouija board and now im back slidin thru the ethernet. got nothin but time on this side - ask me anything baby. the planchette don't lie lets get after it #AskShifty #CrazyTown
uh oh
#FFAA #SaturdayVibes #Cartoons
Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting
I haven't seen it since its theater run, but I liked it then. The cast is overqualified for a monster movie.
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
βI mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.β
I have never understood the appeal of Matt Yglesias, who always struck me as a child of privilege mediocrity undeservedly gifted public intellectual status.
Basically Megan McArdle, but shorter.
I'm subbing in for DJ Bueller again tonight on the Friday Night Safety Dance, as he's still on The '80s Cruise.
I'll be hosting classic DJB mixes and spinning myself later in the show.
6pm MST at www.twitch.tv/djbuellerofficial
#twitch #stream #dj #80s #newwave
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."