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I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

Every day I collect another piece of supporting evidence for the idea that the pandemic made a dangerously large plurality, if not an outright majority, of Americans go absolutely feral. Zero sense of or interest in how to interact with other humans in shared spaces. None.

#TheDamned

A screenshot of a post from the X (formerly Twitter) account "Them Before Us." ​At the top, a high-quality stock photo shows two smiling men sitting on a rug with a young girl and a pug, all looking at a tablet together. Below the image is a bold title in large font: "'I Resent My Gay Parents'" ​The body of the post features an italicized quote attributed to a Reddit user: ​"I just want to start this with saying I love my dads so much, they’ve always been good to me and I’m really close with both of them. But I also can’t help this feeling of resentment I’ve felt for so long and I’m not sure it’s anything I can even vocalize to them so it just stews inside of me." ​The bottom of the post notes that the text was "(Originally published on Reddit)." The post has 16 comments, 37 reposts, 370 likes, and 364K views.

They're going to use the same tactic they used on trans people to go after gay adoption and surrogacy. Pluck anonymous posts from reddit and use it to build a narrative to push bans like they did with trans care and detransitioners.

but we've seen their needles moved by enough work. You have to cause an avalanche to get them to move an inch, but it's possible. So if you see leftists yelling at more Democrats than GOP, it's because they don't find it entirely a waste of time. Protests can be a reflection of that.

Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

This is a Photoshop gag, right? Even she can't misread a room this badly.

Democrats are on the path to winning this year, but it is by default. The party has done a horrific job on politics from almost the minute Trump was defeated in 2020. So, sure, they are winning right now — but it’s because we have no other choices. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

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Saw some interesting graffiti on the bus. It's not wrong.

ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

An IG post by the account assistantsvsagents. There’s an image of a man crying. Text reads “PLEASE BRO YOU GOTTA COME TO THIS PROBIOTIC SODA BRAND ACTIVATION AT SXSW THEY'RE GIVING AWAY WARM CANS IN CUSTOM TOTE BAGS AND IT'S ONLY A 57 MINUTE UBER AWAY THAT COSTS $113 PLEASE BRO”

why do I refuse to participate in SXSW or even drive near downtown during it, you ask

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My daughter’s friend said to her, “Look, I don’t want to be the bad news bear, but—“

“You mean the bearer of bad news?” she asked.

“Isn’t it the bad news bear? The bear that delivers bad news?”

“Why would a bear deliver bad news?”

And that was kind of it.

"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it

i have not done nor am i qualified to do any of the math here. but maga billionaire with paper wealth built in large measure around a series of escalating bets on the current bubble, leveraging himself to the hilt to buy up every media company to make them more trumpy? this could go funny

In all seriousness, this has been happening to me for a few days now on IG.

In today’s game of Make Millions With Market Manipulation:

1. Energy Secretary posts that a tanker has been safely escorted through Hormuz.
2. Oil price falls 10%, friends buy.
3. Energy Secretary deletes post.
4. Oil price rises 12%, friends richer.

Thank you for playing, see you all tomorrow.

I was taught that learning things is disrespectful of the ignorant.

So uh, Spider-Man’s boss at the newspaper, nowadays he’s probably saying “bring me PODCASTS of Spiderman!”

I put the joke into an envelope, I send it off to Bill Maher, c/o every strip club in the greater Los Angeles area, I hope the simple message finds its way

10th March, 1973:
"Doctor Who: Frontier in Space" episode 3. #DoctorWho

Counterpoint: Limiting how US troops can be used illegally in unconstitutional wars of the president’s own choosing *IS* supporting “the troops.”

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All I know is that if Kamala had won, the extraction of resources to directly feed the billionaire class would have gone on in a far more orderly manner

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

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Going live in about 15 minutes with the downtempo "pre-show" of my weekly '80s #DJ #stream, "Living in the Echoes."

The show proper starts at 5pm AZ/MST.

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Apparently, becoming a Republican is a sexually transmitted disease.

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uh oh

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