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Ivan the K ™☑️

@ivanthek

I ask a lot of questions. Lead Independent Director of Finance Bluesky. Portfolio Mangler. Take each post with a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.

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Latest posts by Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek

He though he could post his way through it.

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Pretty sure this is when Trump learned of the problem.

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1

Oh, wait. I found it.

12.03.2026 01:29 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You're killin' me with that missing close quote.

12.03.2026 01:28 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 9197 🔁 2460 💬 282 📌 59

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12.03.2026 00:54 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

SLEEPER CELL

12.03.2026 00:51 👍 2205 🔁 334 💬 40 📌 11
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The SPR TACO has landed.

11.03.2026 23:22 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 1
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Fixed.

11.03.2026 20:56 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 20:29 👍 16 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A WINDFALL PROFITS TAX ON THE ENERGY COMPANIES? WHY SHOULD THEY PROFIT FROM MY WAR?

11.03.2026 20:09 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1
11.03.2026 19:52 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act.

The missles in this video cost more than that.

11.03.2026 18:38 👍 1320 🔁 458 💬 20 📌 10
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11.03.2026 18:14 👍 1328 🔁 299 💬 7 📌 6

It's happening.

11.03.2026 18:08 👍 250 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 1
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11.03.2026 17:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 17:05 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DJ D-Sol on line 1.

11.03.2026 15:54 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'd love to know how Byron Wien would've looked at the current market landscape.

11.03.2026 15:46 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
11.03.2026 15:35 👍 90 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0
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I assume he was told this right away, and couldn't admit it.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/us/po...

11.03.2026 15:25 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Lol. Looks fake.

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Sadly, true.

11.03.2026 15:12 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

If your requirement for announcers is still persons with a surname that begins with "K", hit me up.

11.03.2026 14:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"More than 30 military members remained in hospitals Tuesday night with battle injuries from the Kuwait attack."

www.cbsnews.com/news/strike-in-k...

11.03.2026 14:51 👍 26 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1

--> @carlquintanilla.bsky.social FTW

11.03.2026 14:40 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Most followed quoters of this post:

11.03.2026 14:39 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Still in effect...

11.03.2026 14:31 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I have practically nothing left to target in my fridge.

11.03.2026 14:21 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More market manipulation.

11.03.2026 14:02 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0