Jay Engelman

I’d rather be financially illiterate than morally illiterate

4 stages of eating cheese 1 eat cheese 2 eat more 3 ate too much 4 eat more cheese

I am the same with cheese

Had a hair bothering my vision so I went to brush it away and I learned two things.
1: sometimes I forget I am bald.
B: I am crazy long (grey) eyebrows years old

4 panel comic: 1: cute baby bird, 2: Rockatiel, cockatiel with a spike collar. 3: Silhouette of birds in cages, 4: Variety of specially-abled birds.

🚨 Today is International Parrot Crisis Awareness Day! 🚨(Pls share!)

#birds #birdrescue #art #comic #birdart #bsnm #parrotcrisis

Remember, be wary
Of 6 January
The GOPs seditious plot
I see no reason
That Donald Trump’s treason
Should ever be forgot

Torn between my feelings about tomorrow being Monday and tomorrow being Skeleton Crew eve.
#StarWars #SkeletonCrew

When your wrist moves off the bottom of the page you loose some control

I learned some basic blacksmithing at a local Adult Education shop nearby one summer. They had a variety of classes that might prove zombie apocalypse useful.

Spider-Man interrupts an argument to complain they are saying his name without the hyphen, he can tell.

Spider-Man with no hyphen?

A Strong Bad sticker in a car window

New(ish) car window for Strong Bad, ready to deal out the Double Deuce to all bad drivers

Strong Bad poses triumphantly

After 15 years in my back window Strong Bad is getting ready to move into my next car

… and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.

And at least 20% tattoo ink

I interpret this as Moo Deng slowly turning Trump into poo

“Our profession” how does buying a newspaper publisher make you a journalist?

The people saying “floating garbage” was taken out of context are the same people who are still mad at “deplorable”

Me: Hello car good to have you back

My Car: New transmission, who dis?