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Kristen 38 She/her ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ”žMDNI๐Ÿ”ž โ€ผ๏ธAGE in your BIO or youโ€™ll be BLOCKEDโ€ผ๏ธ Occasionally a horny shit-poster, usually just a whiny dumbass. Unsolicited pics = unappreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. ๐Ÿซฅ https://throne.com/stuckinsoup ๐Ÿซฅ

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And this combo is truly making me want to die.

But donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m just having Sad Girl Thoughts, Iโ€™m not going to do anything or act on them. Iโ€™m just going to go to sleep (for real this time).

11.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆcoupled with the suspicion that โ€œyouโ€™re just here/there out of pity and obligation, youโ€™re not truly wanted or desired and never will beโ€ thoughts, and a dash of โ€œno one would be proud to show you off as their significant other, bc what about you is impressive or worthy of that?โ€ inklings.

11.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not fishing for compliments or anything like that (which is why Iโ€™m going to turn off interactions on this post)

But I keep having โ€œthe thing is, youโ€™re not pretty, objectively youโ€™re just uglyโ€ thoughtsโ€ฆ

11.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for a little while I was like โ€œI know my doctor mentioned it, but no way did it go down *that* muchโ€, and then I got home and realized that the scale was in kgโ€™s and not lbs and now it makes sense and wow ya ah haha fuck was I wrong

So anyway, goodnight. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tw weight/weighing mention

They weighed me at my appointment this morning. I tried to keep myself from looking at the number, but I ended up seeing it. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

11.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 DAYS UNTIL AUDIOBOOK

im posting one poem by each VA on each day. If you want - guess via emote who recorded it. anyone who gets all 4 correct goes in the draw for a free copy of the audiobook ๐Ÿ’œ

the Amazing Incredible VAs are:
๐Ÿ’Ž Prismaticlady
โ„๏ธ BardofWinter
๐Ÿ˜ˆ Neondextrose
๐Ÿ’› DylfVA

Poem 3

11.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBut Kristen, does the requisition form say that you need to fast before this bloodwork?โ€

No, technically it doesnโ€™t. But I never freaking know, so I do just in case! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

My appointment is at 9:30, and I havenโ€™t eaten since 7ish. So Iโ€™m gonna be a grumpy, weak, hungry girl tomorrow. ๐Ÿ˜ 

11.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

10.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1610 ๐Ÿ” 636 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

Going to bed soon, I got a $10 tip today and it would be amazing to wake up to more!

I had to get groceries today and although it was from a cheaper grocery store and I got mostly produce and I shop the sales, it was way too expensive ($80)

Explore my Fansly and give me a tip for being so hot ๐Ÿ’‹

11.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mutual free use.

That's it.

That's the post.

11.03.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep trying to integrate my throne to this account, but I donโ€™t know, for some reason it just doesnโ€™t seem to want to connect. ๐Ÿ˜“
Oh well, back to watching Murder She Wrote. โœŒ๐Ÿป

10.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

streaming in just under two hours time! i hope to see you there :3

10.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s my birthday ๐Ÿฅฐ

wanna get me something? tip your fav SW(s) ๐Ÿ˜˜

feeling extra generous? commission your fav nsfw artist to create something inspired by me โ˜บ๏ธ

10.03.2026 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bananaquet-VA - Wishlist | Throne Send Bananaquet-VA gifts via Throne. Browse Bananaquet-VA's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.

Knowing someone so incredible exists and that I get to consider them a friend will forever be such an honour. What an immensely talented, beautiful, funny, kind, powerful person to know.

Wish the amazing @bananaquet-va.bsky.social a happy birthday because they truly deserve the adoration today.

10.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From having no gas, and flood recovery, to running low on groceries, I have now been inform that I have asbestos in my apt so me and the little one have to find a place to stay temporarily. Please help๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™

cash.app/$LadyGoddessey
throne.com/ladygoddessey
Paypal: goddesseycreations@gmail.com

10.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

A reminder:

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
โฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
โ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

10.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฅบ

10.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh ok, yeah that makes sense. My brainโ€™s not working well today. ๐Ÿ˜“ Thank you!

10.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wanna

fall asleep against someone

resting on them

murmuring softly in my sleep
as they gently stroke my hair

or something

so

tired

10.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I slept for maybe three hours in total last night. Someone please tell my brain that, when I have an alarm set, it doesnโ€™t need to keep me awake all night in anticipation of said alarm.

Iโ€™m feeling really overtired, to the point that I feel loopy and sort of birdbrained.

10.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not all three, one after the other? ๐Ÿค”

(Please.)

10.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does the US have a consulate in Toronto? Do they also have one in Ottawa? If they do, that feelsโ€ฆ excessive.

Everything is confusing me today, sorry.

10.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with curly hair wearing a colorful scarf around his neck ALT: a man with curly hair wearing a colorful scarf around his neck

Counting down the hours until you canโ€™t anymore, likeโ€ฆ

10.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whโ€ฆ why the heck has this post been getting โ€œlikesโ€ all day long? Like, itโ€™s nothing spicy or hot or even vaguely interesting.

Iโ€™m confused.

10.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aimee - Wishlist | Throne Send Aimee gifts via Throne. Browse Aimee's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.

Itโ€™s Aimeeโ€™s birthday!

If you would like to buy the lovely little butterfly princess a gift, find some at the linky.

You can even just add a few dollars to her trip to America fund!

throne.com/aimee

10.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eeee happy birthday!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’œ

10.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s such a pretty bra, and it looks extra pretty on you. โ˜บ๏ธ
But I can 100% see how uncomfy it could get. ๐Ÿ˜…

10.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s only 10:58am, Iโ€™ve been up since 6:30, I couldnโ€™t sleep AT ALL last night so Iโ€™m pretty tired, I ate a single dry piece of toast this morning, and Iโ€™m currently home alone for a bit, so the questions are these: is it too early to eat lunch? And is it too early to eat noodles for said lunch?

10.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been considering my praise kink.

Earning praise is a big thing for me. Not getting it for no reason, although I love that lol, but actually doing something to deserve it makes me happy.

It feels more fulfilling than just hearing "good girl". I want to hear *why* you think I'm good.

10.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2