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@stuckinsoup

Kristen 38 She/her πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ”žMDNIπŸ”ž ‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️ Occasionally a horny shit-poster, usually just a whiny dumbass. Unsolicited pics = unappreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. πŸ«₯ https://throne.com/stuckinsoup πŸ«₯

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Me @ the world, every single day, and yet every single day I’m proven to be incorrect:

11.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s basically a real life cartoon character, and I love him so much. πŸ₯Ή

11.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I’d do for just a little bit of this… πŸ₯²

11.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A+ post, and I hope you start feeling better soon. πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

11.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cloverbot here to remind you that if you’d like to support me, I do have a throne wishlist! πŸ’˜ https://throne.com/girlofthecosmos/wishlist

11.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He feels like a velveteen rabbit. πŸ€­πŸ’œ

And now he’s super tired.

11.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My white- and curly-furred dog (wheaten terrier + poodle), sitting in a big brown chair, looking up at me.

My white- and curly-furred dog (wheaten terrier + poodle), sitting in a big brown chair, looking up at me.

My white- and curly-furred dog (wheaten terrier + poodle), standing on the bay window.

My white- and curly-furred dog (wheaten terrier + poodle), standing on the bay window.

Please allow me to introduce you to my dog, before we took him to the groomer:

He’ll be back in a couple of hours, and he’ll be a naked noodle (aka shaved).

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

March 11th, 2026
2:10pm

Cheesecake (strawberry, or some other berry), and some kind of crispy chicken. I’m craving both things at the same time and it feels like I’m in hell. πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you're such a fucking nerd" [said in the horniest voice you can imagine, visibly salivating]

11.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

Eurg, I wish I had some chocolate with me, both then and now. 😩

11.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*(β€œtoo many” according to me. It wasn’t that much really, but it still hurt, and I still want to sit down for a bit.)

11.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been running around since 6:30, we got another 15ish centimeters of snow last night, it’s windy and cold, and they took way too many* vials of blood out of me.

I want a sweet treat and a nap, but I’ll settle for the opportunity to sit down, until I have to head out again in half an hour. πŸ₯²πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And this combo is truly making me want to die.

But don’t worry, I’m just having Sad Girl Thoughts, I’m not going to do anything or act on them. I’m just going to go to sleep (for real this time).

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…coupled with the suspicion that β€œyou’re just here/there out of pity and obligation, you’re not truly wanted or desired and never will be” thoughts, and a dash of β€œno one would be proud to show you off as their significant other, bc what about you is impressive or worthy of that?” inklings.

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not fishing for compliments or anything like that (which is why I’m going to turn off interactions on this post)

But I keep having β€œthe thing is, you’re not pretty, objectively you’re just ugly” thoughts…

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And for a little while I was like β€œI know my doctor mentioned it, but no way did it go down *that* much”, and then I got home and realized that the scale was in kg’s and not lbs and now it makes sense and wow ya ah haha fuck was I wrong

So anyway, goodnight. πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tw weight/weighing mention

They weighed me at my appointment this morning. I tried to keep myself from looking at the number, but I ended up seeing it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2 DAYS UNTIL AUDIOBOOK

im posting one poem by each VA on each day. If you want - guess via emote who recorded it. anyone who gets all 4 correct goes in the draw for a free copy of the audiobook πŸ’œ

the Amazing Incredible VAs are:
πŸ’Ž Prismaticlady
❄️ BardofWinter
😈 Neondextrose
πŸ’› DylfVA

Poem 3

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œBut Kristen, does the requisition form say that you need to fast before this bloodwork?”

No, technically it doesn’t. But I never freaking know, so I do just in case! 😩

My appointment is at 9:30, and I haven’t eaten since 7ish. So I’m gonna be a grumpy, weak, hungry girl tomorrow. 😠

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

10.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 3525 πŸ” 1336 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 166

Going to bed soon, I got a $10 tip today and it would be amazing to wake up to more!

I had to get groceries today and although it was from a cheaper grocery store and I got mostly produce and I shop the sales, it was way too expensive ($80)

Explore my Fansly and give me a tip for being so hot πŸ’‹

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Mutual free use.

That's it.

That's the post.

11.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep trying to integrate my throne to this account, but I don’t know, for some reason it just doesn’t seem to want to connect. πŸ˜“
Oh well, back to watching Murder She Wrote. ✌🏻

10.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

streaming in just under two hours time! i hope to see you there :3

10.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s my birthday πŸ₯°

wanna get me something? tip your fav SW(s) 😘

feeling extra generous? commission your fav nsfw artist to create something inspired by me ☺️

10.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
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Knowing someone so incredible exists and that I get to consider them a friend will forever be such an honour. What an immensely talented, beautiful, funny, kind, powerful person to know.

Wish the amazing @bananaquet-va.bsky.social a happy birthday because they truly deserve the adoration today.

10.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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From having no gas, and flood recovery, to running low on groceries, I have now been inform that I have asbestos in my apt so me and the little one have to find a place to stay temporarily. Please helpπŸ₯ΉπŸ™

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Paypal: goddesseycreations@gmail.com

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

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10.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0