It's been enough time Mario Kart World was not at all designed to have 24 players racing at once, they're good for KO Tour but regular races are unplayable with 48 items being thrown around the track, it's awful.
people online when a lolcow turns out to be racist or sexist so they don't have to feel guilty about the fact that they're bullying a severely mentally ill autistic person
I rlly hope MKWorld gets a DLC update or two eventually because this being DK's only costume is borderline unacceptable to me lmao
imo, geoff keighley did 100% kill highguard himself.
that game wouldn't have gotten so much hate if it was shadow dropped as originally intended. it probably would've been just a super mid game, but geoffy boy wanted it to be the show's "but one more thing" at the end.
when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything.
I think Nintendo deciding to put a random Thwomp behind bars in a Mario Kart track and everyone immediately becoming obsessed with how to free him for years afterwards is something that shows the beauty of humanity
average person cheering for war in iran
What’s my favorite Pokémon?
Son of The Mask and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory were MUCH too psychologically scarring to have both released under the guise of children’s entertainment in the same year
Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."
Good. Let the Speaki flow through your veins.
"Xbox think they smart and shit, with the Xbox 360 and that... geometry. But now? They can't even count, they went from 1, to X, to S... then to AI? AI ain't even a fuckin' number, they call it Arti-fishy-ate Intelligence cause that IQ ain't even real homie. Fuck that shit aight"
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Dragon Posting!
"Using a gif, who's your favorite female game character?"
The girl with hope crossed on her heart…
150 bucks for shoes that look like they let you walk up context sensitive videogame walls and activate pads with icons of bricks on them that appear 6 times tops
Yknow it's funny to see people mad at the fact the new silent hill game features a black man in scotland in the 80s when THIS GUY EXISTS!!! THAT'S RIGHT BABY I WANNA PLAY SILENT HILL AS THE FUCKIN DEMOMAN THAT'S AWESOME
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
This is blackout poetry to me
And a very lazy one …
you can draw racial caricatures and say the n-word as long as teens online think you're cute enough. if you're gay and cringe, though, you will never be forgiven
Kirby 64 Crystal Shards
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
#LifeOnOurPlanet #TheDinosaurs
'It's got, like, leopard seal vibes...In my opinion, that's the appropriate vibe for a mosasaur, it's not whales, it's leopard seals. There's just a deep evil and uncomfyness about them...' --Dr. Amelia Zietlow
