silly guy 🇻🇪

what if i said i honestly do not care to recieve or provide oral sex ...

can i still be a pillow princess as a top

need to have sex with a bear right now

everyone admire the bag bestie and i made today

sup guys

not a crazy amount at all but one of the only reasons i hang on to twitter is cuz i have almost 5k followers on there like that took me YEARS

Me: I’ll have a drip coffee please

Barista: would you like any ro—

Millennial gay guy who still calls himself a himbo: weekly reminder that cuddle buddy applications are open 😏

is this app funny yet

subtley dropping hints that i got a haircut

hey 💕✨

this just made it a good morning

im gonna get a portuguese tutor i think my husband lives in brazil

going to the gym as a gay guys hilarious cuz woah im lifting all this weight for other gay guys to think im hot

does this cardigan make me look like a run a starbucks like the navy

WHENS IT MY TURN

knowing what a mans penis looks like is pertinent information yes but do i necessarily *enjoy* looking at them? jury's still out

no... i dont want to

one hobby im still not ready to get behind is going to raves. still not feeling her

im too apple pilled, its the UI and shit that bugs me too 😭

i want to buy an imac desktop bc i am a lifetime apple girlie but i also want a good pc to live my gaymer fantasy but they are saur ugly 😭😒

oh wow

for the record

oh yeah

i look like this today

like i get the sentiment but negativity and mean gay shit are what made the bird app entertaining if we're being fr

cute

my reaction library... GONE

my tl on twitter was carefully curated over the course of YEARS and HARD WORK how tf am i just gonna start over like this

i’m just following bitches idgaf

thank you thank you