Americans struggle with roundabouts because the only other giant circle we let cars drive around doesn't let normal cars on the track because they're usually doing 200+ mph around it
Someone needs to go invent a better social media based on old MySpace or something. How am I supposed to doomscroll while taking a shit if all the sites are filled with ai slop and bad algorithms -_-
I dread the day HR asks me why I follow you
If I posted this on twitter I'd have a dozen 40+ year olds in my replies asking about it
Hi so sorry the disabled man we hired to play the role of our wheelchair character has been in an accident.
Unfortunately his understudy is fully able-bodied. To rectify this issue we have smashed his kneecaps with a crowbar.
Production has been halted for two weeks while we recast this part...
Don't trust anyone who doesn't like 9/11 jokes. It's a guaranteed sign they don't know comedy! All the best jokes land in pairs.
The dogs absolutely freak out whenever I start cooking in the kitchen. Wtf why. Like bro chill nobody broke into the house to cook eggs at 8 in the morning it's just me ffs
Do you have the time to listen to me
Things that make you ask "it wasn't already boneless before?"
YouTube Red: for a few bucks a month you get to see all of your favorite creators content and for $10 more we'll personally fly a YouTuber out to suck your cock
YouTube Premium: Pay us a quarter of your paycheck and maybe we will only show you ten ads instead of twenty.
All fun an games talking shit until the shit starts talking to you
I look forward to seeing your mug shot one day
Imagine hating me when this is literally where I post from
ohohoh the phat cojones you do huh succkk
Wanting to sort my telegram stickers but everyone in my contacts list gets concerned if I'm online for longer than 5 mins
Got lost. 10/10 experience.
Okay but why do gas stations and convenience stores have that smell inside them? I have no idea how to describe it but it's such a distinct smell that everything inside a convenience store has
My conspiracy is that Microsoft intentionally started making Windows 10 really unstable so they could force people to upgrade.
I may end up becoming a Mac user by 2030 :(
Living in a van by the river would probably fix me
I never know what to draw or I end up losing steam on an idea. Maybe I should just draw more random shit
Why the hell is seth rogan in Invincible 😭 lmfao
Every modern tech device, service, or otherwise just sucks these days. Everything is vibe coded slop that doesn't work, I'm two major inconveniences away from running into the woods and ditching society -_-
Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't share the listing
www.picknpull.com/cars-for-sal...
$1800 at a junkyard in Carson City and this is the only pic on their site. Do you trust the Pick n Pull Porsche?
"Yeah it's very reliable and the engine is great, it has never failed me or let me down.
Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."
- My favorite type of car ad lmao
"Real goddamn shame to put bullshit like that in a classic" - Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five
Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.
