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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic

@robocryptid

NSFW | she/they, bi/queer | fanfic writer, smut peddler & shitpost oracle | Deadlock + Yeehan + BG3 + TV shows + whatever else tickles my fancy

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I did not win even one FTH auction. guess I’ll just starve to death.

10.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cursed idea of the day: AU where Lash is a Little League baseball coach

10.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16157 πŸ” 3944 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 238
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10.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm obsessed with this fkn creature bro (I don't play Deadlock and I wont)

10.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1220 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
Portrait of Lash in the style of a prizefighting poster.

Portrait of Lash in the style of a prizefighting poster.

Still got the #Deadlock bug

Have some blatant #Lash propaganda

(Fun fact Madison Square Garden did not open until the 50s, not that the Deadlock timeline looks even remotely like ours)

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the rat #deadlock

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time flies⏳
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #paradox

09.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Venator headbutts into Lash's titties, is both figuratively and literally stunned, something something, smut happens.

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do I write Venator/Lash simply because it's the funniest combination of melee vs. parry animations?

09.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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game:deadlock
#ladygeist
#deadlock

09.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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better run for your pitiful lives...! πŸ¦‡πŸ©Έ

#deadlock #myart

09.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Colored sketch drawing of Kelvin from Deadlock, looking sternly at the camera. In front of him is a text window, reading: Reply to user's comment: sorry Miss you are still a girl no matter wat u do

Colored sketch drawing of Kelvin from Deadlock, looking sternly at the camera. In front of him is a text window, reading: Reply to user's comment: sorry Miss you are still a girl no matter wat u do

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#deadlock

25.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

do something different. play a new game or read if it’s been a while (or read a book instead of fic, nonfiction instead of fiction), or try a type of art/craft project unlike what I normally do, etc. the point is break the routine with something else that engages your imagination.

08.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rereading my own smutty wip and thinking "oh! that's better than I remembered"

08.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Celeste from Deadlock naked

Celeste from Deadlock naked

Celeste render! (No jacket) πŸ¦„ πŸͺ„

08.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1754 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
2019 greyscale drawing of Tifa FF7 looking buff and facing the viewer front on, both her fists locked together like she's ready to punch the patriarchy to space

2019 greyscale drawing of Tifa FF7 looking buff and facing the viewer front on, both her fists locked together like she's ready to punch the patriarchy to space

Happy International Women's Day! πŸ’ͺ🏼

#fanartses #tifa

08.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1603 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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That Korean vampire he told you not to worry about...
#hamina #mina #deadlock #vampire #fanarts

08.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Silver πŸ’ͺ🐺
#deadlock #deadlockfanart

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1912 πŸ” 471 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

all of this brought to you my neurodivergent, depressed brain remembering β€œwell, shit, I didn’t write at all this week, because I didn’t open the doc”

07.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the spirit behind the β€œjust do it” and β€œwrite daily” writing advice, or at least the part that makes that advice correct. it’s not about being mean or hating neurodivergent people. it’s just, well, if you make a habit of opening the thing you’re working on, you might actually add to it.

07.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhow do you write so much?” well, one, I type at inhuman speeds, and I can’t help you with that, but two, there’s a direct correlation between β€œhow often I opened my docs this week” and β€œhow much I got written”

07.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like inspiration is nice, it can give you a boost and make you want to do it. but if you actually want to write, literally open the doc. maybe you put out 20 words or maybe you put out 2000, but it’s definitely more than the zero you wrote while waiting for the rare lightning strike of inspiration.

07.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you will always write more by routinely opening the doc/app and making an effort than you will by waiting for inspiration.

07.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just 10 hours left to bid on an FTH auction for lovingly-crafted, bespoke Star Wars, Baldur’s Gate, or Deadlock fic from me to you. Get in there and help me raise charity donations for a good cause!

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/278648.html

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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i am the cum monster

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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She smells like peppermint. #deadlock #moonshine

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2057 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Lash: increased sparkles

Lash: increased sparkles

the only Deadlock patch note that matters to me:

06.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

so what you’re saying is I should c0mm you for the beefiest Pocket ever

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just 2 more days to place bids with FTH before the auction closes down. Get in there for the chance to make me get in the kitchen and cook a delicious smutty meal to your personal specifications!

06.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0