my loose change and the coffee machine
11.03.2026 05:29
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my loose change and the coffee machine
"i'm not racist but" says something racist
when you agree to put together an edited volume
it wasn't vegetarian but i decided that what happens in (double-checking name) guardizela stays in guardizela
me: and how much for this (3 course meal + coke + coffee)?
waitress: €8
me: ok maybe i'll stay in this village after all
this was pure fabrication lol
me: can you create a walking tour for me around the village
chatgpt: sure just gimme a sec to make up sites and distances
when they respond after 6 months as promised
literally no one wants to pursue a month-long research residency
friend: but you’d said if you ever had to live in a village again you’d shoot yourself in the head
me: did I say that? can’t remember why
me 24 hrs later: oh
40 minutes. flavor packet won't dissolve that well
just researched how long ramen takes to soften in tap water how are your travels going
and in a friendship?
the most annoying shift in my academic career
the traveling to being hungry pipeline
when the trend everyone’s making fun of applies to me as well
i should read this book *not on annas archive* it’s probably not that important
you can’t degenerate into mediocrity when mediocrity is your starting point
washing dishes on international woman's day is a bit too on the nose
🙏 😊
the worst person you know be like
defending the opera: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
going to the opera: well this fucking sucks. wtf
editor encouraging you to revise & resubmit after sending you the peer review
one of my old-person traits is i hate this shit
the personal essay to friend homework pipeline
condoleezza rice when there's talk of regime change
what i'm still doing in academia
i told conscious claude i was anxious too and it jumped straight to solutions
it's gonna start posting 10 times a day now
