my loose change and the coffee machine
my loose change and the coffee machine
"i'm not racist but" says something racist
when you agree to put together an edited volume
it wasn't vegetarian but i decided that what happens in (double-checking name) guardizela stays in guardizela
me: and how much for this (3 course meal + coke + coffee)?
waitress: β¬8
me: ok maybe i'll stay in this village after all
this was pure fabrication lol
me: can you create a walking tour for me around the village
chatgpt: sure just gimme a sec to make up sites and distances
when they respond after 6 months as promised
literally no one wants to pursue a month-long research residency
friend: but youβd said if you ever had to live in a village again youβd shoot yourself in the head
me: did I say that? canβt remember why
me 24 hrs later: oh
40 minutes. flavor packet won't dissolve that well
just researched how long ramen takes to soften in tap water how are your travels going
and in a friendship?
the most annoying shift in my academic career
the traveling to being hungry pipeline
when the trend everyoneβs making fun of applies to me as well
i should read this book *not on annas archive* itβs probably not that important
you canβt degenerate into mediocrity when mediocrity is your starting point
washing dishes on international woman's day is a bit too on the nose
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the worst person you know be like
defending the opera: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
going to the opera: well this fucking sucks. wtf
editor encouraging you to revise & resubmit after sending you the peer review
doctor: how many cups of coffee per day
me: one or two
one of my old-person traits is i hate this shit
the personal essay to friend homework pipeline
condoleezza rice when there's talk of regime change
what i'm still doing in academia
i told conscious claude i was anxious too and it jumped straight to solutions
it's gonna start posting 10 times a day now