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I miss that world!

Successful, eh? How so? Show your work.

The party of government small enough to fit into a kid's Underoos. #datingmyself #leavetranskidsalone

He missed out on golf time by going to one already. Isn't that enough of a sacrifice?

"Promises made, promises kept", amiright?

RFK Jr has 'unreviewable' authority to reshape vaccine policy, DOJ lawyer tells judge A lawyer for the Trump administration told a judge on Wednesday that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has such broad authority over vaccine policy that he could even ​scrap re...

DOJ argued RFK Jr. has "unreviewable" power to swap vaccines for "natural" measles? 🤡

Scientists and the AAP beg to differ! Public health isn't an opportunity for Bobby's psychotic fan fic dreams.

Truly, when did "trust the science" turn into "trust whatever the hell 🧠🪱 dreamed up last night"? 🥴

Frank Burns: "I don't understand why everyone takes an instant dislike to me."

Trapper John: "It saves time, Frank."

I don't know, but I agree - there should be.

"Fellow" Democrats. Oh, John...

Well, I mean, consider the source.

I think she should spend the summer in Dilley, then be transferred to the Whipple building in Minneapolis for the winter.

I know. I hope his confirmation hearing is supremely painful.

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary

B*TCH, BYEEEEEEEE.

🎁 article

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

I was afraid of that. 🤬

Cricket smiling down from heaven at this

When the President of the United States views "We the People" as a threat to his power, he has abdictated his sworn duty to serve us and must be immediately removed from office.

BREAKING: VoteVets is reminding the American people by highlighting Trump’s own quotes on the RNC tonight. Spread this everywhere so all Americans see it.

Could be that, too.

My bet is skin cancer (decades of golf), and the cream is being used to treat/prevent it from spreading. I know that there's a cream made for that reason that does cause reactions like that.

Considering the amount of time he's spent on a golf course, I'd say skin cancer is a strong possibility, even in that spot. There's a cream treatment that's been mentioned in this thread that can cause some painful-looking rashes.

(Disclaimer: not a dermatologist)

Can't help you on this one, unfortunately. It wasn't the kind of task my section worked on.

How conflict impacts our environment | United Nations

We were going to post on CWA today, but with Iran, we instead thought it was better to share the following:

“While the human cost of war is undeniable and profound, the environment also suffers immense and often-overlooked consequences.”

No one wins

www.un.org/en/peace-and....

Let’s heap in the warmest welcome to Alt EPA. Go follow them and engage!

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Keep 'em coming, Ron.