Deir siad "Bruscar fear amháin is stór fear eile."
Dúirt tú gur mise do stór.
Ní raibh súil agam riamh go mbeadh mé i do bhruscar.

I would like to stop existing now.

...what system? I haven't actually played any of the Yakuza games yet lol

There we go, fixed the name. Stupid to do it this way, but oh well.