Peni Parker | SP//DR

You are a LIIIIITTLE bit crunkly.

Oh I'm already working on my next theory! [impish grin]

I'm thanking my cool sister not my crunkly dad

Drat. My hypothesis was wrong... thanks for doing all the hard work!

|| *EVIL LAUGHTER*

|| I'm just imagining Mayday suplexing him to see if he glows

Peni mimicked the same motion, but her back didn't crack at all. She frowned, disappointment clear on her face.

"I was really hoping I'd get at least *one* crack..."

FOR SCIENCE

. . . ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

And he's still kicking! That's pretty impressive! And cracking, too, kind of like a glowstick.

He's from before there were cars, right? That's preeeeetty old.

He never needs a hip replacement.

never mind...

He's not THAT... old... well, actually-

"Wow, was that your NECK? That's usually what happens when I crack my entire back!"

"Thank you!!"

SP-DR is jutting off of a skyscraper horizontally while Peni sits on SP-DR's chest, looking off across the city with a fistful of pocky in her hand.

[the mechanical whir of SP-DR moving in the background] Do you want stuffed crust or thin, New York style?

[stunned silence]

...yoouuuu... you sound like you need a break. I can't- I mean, I *could*, but I definitely shouldn't do that for you. I can offer you some pizza? A shoulder to lean on?

But what if I can help?! You know how we Spiders are, we never take help easily, but maybe-!

YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE!

What the heck is the Cheese Touch? Did you get Midas-hands but with cheese? Are you turning skyscrapers into cheese??