wil 🦇

i always saw roxanne as latina. cannot explain this but it is my truth.

to be clear in case anyone somehow thinks differently: this should be like a 75% Black cast at LEAST

i maintain that more than any other disney movie including the ones that have stage musicals, a goofy movie belongs in adaptation on broadway. that movie belongs on broadway more than as a movie.

literally what even is the point of the show without nujabes like what are we doing here

I was leery of the Cowboy Bebop LA remake bc the music is SO integral to the show and I doubted they could get Kanno but they did. Its the EXACT SAME with Champloo but we can't get Nujabes back, man. He's gone. So unfortunately this, by necessity, is a pass

A screenshot from the website https://youraislopbores.me/ A person asks "what is the capital of Canada" I responded "Moose" A person asked for a drawing of a girl writing "Haskell" (I did not know what this means, apparently it is a programming language) I drew a stick figure person writing the word Haskell. A person asked "what is the best animal to ever exist" I responded "Sacabambaspis" (who was a cool prehistoric smiling fish-tube thing)

A screenshot of the website https://youraislopbores.me/ A person asks “alexa, play "disease" by lady gaga” I responded "You got me coughing like I licked a subway seat, you are so hot that I am burning in the sheets, whoa- whoa- whoa give me your disessssssase" A person asked “Why does it burn when i pee” I responded "Urinary tract infection, STD, or you put salsa up there" A person asked “What is the capital of canada” I responded "Moose"

Some of my favorite recent prompts I answered

the difference accessibility makes

i used to have a big head. i still do, but i used to, too

They called me a "human clam" but I changed almost overnight

AMAZING STORIES v01 n01 (1926)

a large hand gently pulling aside a blue fabric to reveal a dramatic contrast between a daytime desert landscape on the left and a celestial, starry night scene on the right

Helen Lundeberg, “The Veil,” 1947

scalar.usc.edu/works/the-sp...

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

I was THIS CLOSE to calling it “Repair the Bear” but i am a fool smh 😂

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

i am not The Victim in any of these situations right now which makes it even stranger. im constantly like in a high anxiety state and also telling myself i shouldn't be because it's not even happening To Me. but like the body the score etc etc etc

it is very exhausting to have deeply personal connections to literally everything bad happening in u.s. news right now. especially when almost all of those connections have had some degree of people telling me it isn't that bad / i must be lying and then seeing no consequences occur.

flat circle

Frank from it's always sunny in Philadelphia saying you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American

The Ides of Gary

Ah shit. I woke up and it looks there was a time jump between seasons and now the status quo has changed. Fuck there’s a rift between members of my ensemble and I don’t have the context for it yet. Well at least no one has permanently left the group offscre—FUCK

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

Everybody complains about clock stuff but no one is willing to say what needs to be said: time is fake and should be abolished

I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

It's very funny (derogatory) that Big Brain Centrists will constantly post "errm trans should stop talking about Newsom if they/them don't want him in the news ☝️🤓" but literally every single day trans people have to block a landslide of Newsomites telling us to shut up and die already.

Like it or not, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood has a zero walkability score. Yes, its two districts are individually quite walkable, but you MUST take mass transit to pass through the veil of reality that separates them.

time isn’t real what the fuck you mean were “saving” it

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

what was the story about a trans girl? i must have completely missed that

I, a known Daylight Saving hater, could live with this.