The Purgatory Report writer's room, w/o context.
J2: Why weren't you here when we spitballed this?
J3: I live on the other side of the country! Sorry I couldn't pop into J1's living room like a queer Clippy like, "I see you're spitballing, would you like some help documenting this?"
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ICYMI: our Holiday Special posted last week! Tune in a give a listen to this mayhem of music and merriment!
White text on a black background reading: I’ve had a few (non-Earper) friends (yes, I have those) say to me, “I’m interested in listening to The Purgatory Report, but I don’t know anything about #WynonnaEarp and I don’t want to be lost.” Here’s the thing - While The Purgatory Report is inspired by the TV series Wynonna Earp, it is an entirely original creative work on its own, and does not require knowledge of the television show to listen to. The only carryover from the show is the existence of Purgatory itself. All characters and situations are brand new. While they might get the occasional mention, no characters from the TV show appear 'on-air'.
While listening #Earpers might get a kick out of occasional (even myriad) Easter Eggs, you don’t have to have any WE knowledge to listen to and (hopefully) enjoy our show. So please, check it out!! #WynonnaEarp @cprg-fm.org
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Oh, I love mine!
- Intern
Plus! There's loads of merch for CPRG and other Purgatory businesses as well. Check it out!
Hey listeners! Have you listened to the holiday special and found yourself wishing that CPRG Diversity sweatshirts actually existed? Never fear! They do!! You can get yours at our station store! #Earpers #CPRG #Diversity
CPRG would like to wish Karen Griffin, owner of Ulla-la Boutique in our sister city of Didsbury, a very happy holiday and thanks for coming to play with us in our special episode. Be sure to visit ullala.ca! #Earpers #Purgatory
It’s here!! Tune in! #Earpers #RadioTheater #Holiday
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TOMORROW!!! #Earpers #Purgatory #radiotheater
poster art inspired by old Hollywood. Across the top "The Purgatory Report:" is written in cursive text "Ding Dong Holiday" is written in candy-canes. Beneath the title, a middle-aged woman sings joyously, twin brothers wearing coveralls and trucker hats with the letters "MBG" enjoy cups of cocoa, down left a young person with short blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue pull-over hoodie with the letters "PHS" on it looks dismayed. Down right credits are listed as follows: Starring Jean Hogenbeck with The Intern, Peter and Paul Mounds, Velma Watkins, Odette DuLac and featuring Winifred Stein. Plus Two Unbelievable Cameos! Directed and Engineered by Jen Tidwell, written by Tidwell, Byrd and Hughes. Stream or Download Beginning Dec 17th, 2025! ghostriverradio.com. also available on audible and spotify.
Get your ears ready for the wildest holiday episode we've ever produced! Available to stream or download beginning this Wednesday, Dec 17th! Tune in on ghostriverradio.com
It’s almost here!! #holidays #veryspecialepisode #WynonnaEarp #Earpers
poster art inspired by old Hollywood. Across the top "The Purgatory Report:" is written in cursive text "Ding Dong Holiday" is written in candy-canes. Beneath the title, a middle-aged woman sings joyously, twin brothers wearing coveralls and trucker hats with the letters "MBG" enjoy cups of cocoa, down left a young person with short blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue pull-over hoodie with the letters "PHS" on it looks dismayed. Down right credits are listed as follows: Starring Jean Hogenbeck with The Intern, Peter and Paul Mounds, Velma Watkins, Odette DuLac and featuring Winifred Stein. Plus Two Unbelievable Cameos! Directed and Engineered by Jen Tidwell, written by Tidwell, Byrd and Hughes. Coming Soon.
Jean is on a mission to save her news show, so she sets out from the studio to search for solutions; but the citizens of Purgatory are acting even weirder than usual. Will she find her fix? And why is everyone singing?
Coming soon this holiday season!!
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A man in a hockey mask stands in a yard
A man in a hockey mask with a fake machete
CPRG wishes you all a Happy Halloween!
...And the Intern wishes someone would have let them know that the theme this year was "scarecrows" and "Britney Spears" before they went to all this trouble on their costume...
#Earpers #WynonnaEarp #RadioTheatre
Apropos of nothing... just popping on here to say that this year's Purgatory Report on @cprg-fm.org holiday special is going to be one of the most incredible things we've ever made. #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #RadioTheater
With AO3 about to go down for 20 hours, might we suggest a way to fill the time would be to listening to past episodes of EFA and @cprg-fm.org? #WynonnaEarp #Fanfic #RadioTheater
I’ll get him on the phone!
We want to take a moment to wish @byrdistheword91.bsky.social a fantastic birthday! Not only is he one of our lead writers and voice actors, he's also our Intern! Thanks for holding down the fort when things get crazy. We hope you have a wonderful and relaxing day!
It's the season finale of the Purgatory Report! The town cleans up. Local businesses attempt to recover. Elmo is back at work. The City Council votes. The Intern reports on the opening of TRU. A young explorer finds her way.
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Well tell them not to run him off, he brought the fox again today!
Jean's husband is back today and he is DETERMINED to make sure we broadcast today!
I have been put on Gerald Watch because he has inexplicably shown up too, because he "never leaves a job unfinished".
Fingers crossed that we get to broadcast today!
#WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport
Please don't let Gerald see this! 😭
Until then, we got Gerald a "Get Well Soon" card!
It has LOTS of pigeons on it.
If you'd like to sign it, I'll have it at the station all weekend!
#WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport
So, we're so sorry for the delay, but the Season Finale of The Purgatory Report will be postponed until Monday, September 1st.
Thank you all for your understanding 🙏
#WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport
Jean's husband will keep working on the antenna, but the mid-air collision caused it to get bent pretty bad, and Elmo's the only pair of extra hands he's got now.
He estimates it'll be Monday before he gets it fixed.
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Hey listeners!
So, we only just got back from the hospital. Who'd have thought Purgatory would have such a busy ER??
Gerald's fine, but he's in a cast for a bit, and he's decided that the pigeon was recruited by the geese to take him out.
So... that's been fun.
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........Oh, no.......
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I'm sure there won't be a big wait at the ER! I mean, it's Purgatory!
#WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport
Hey listeners, uh, quick question:
If you fall as a result of a pigeon-to-the-face-related accident, and there's bone sticking out of your leg, you should go to a hospital for that, right?
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...........Yeah, we're gonna go take Gerald to the hospital.
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