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Journalist and author of three books, the most recent one on the weirdness of Cleveland sports. Husband, father, son of Chuck, equal parts role model and cautionary tale. He/him

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i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

11.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 717 ๐Ÿ” 97 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
11.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 877 ๐Ÿ” 184 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Ah, I see Iโ€™m not needed here.

11.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing I learned covering high school sports is that there are so many different ways to spell names. I didnโ€™t think had that many different spellings.

11.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five O'Clock Charlie!
Frank: "Who controls the sky, controls the war." Herman Goring said that.
Henry: Yes, but Herman Goring liked to wear tutus and eat whole bakeries.

11.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forget the term but there's a specific word for parodies that outlive the thing they're parodying (or imitiating). Foghorn Leghorn survived long beyond Senator Claghorn. Much of Alice in Wonderland is parodies of Victorian children's lit.

09.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 623 ๐Ÿ” 69 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Why does he talk like that?

11.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a lot of people, I watched "Airplane!" before seeing "Zero Hour!" When Sterling Hayden said, "I picked the wrong week to quit smoking," I was DONE.

11.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Child marriage is still prevalent across the U.S. Hereโ€™s why. Child marriage was legal in all 50 states until 2018. Now, 10 have banned it.

Not so fun fact: Child marriage was legal in all 50 states until 2018. Now it's less than 50, but still legal in a LOT of places. 19thnews.org/2023/07/expl...

11.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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March 11, 1979: CBS Sports' Brent Musburger and Keith Erickson announce the birth of [current day Pistons head coach] J.B. Bickerstaff (born March 10) during a nationally-televised game between the Washington Bullets and Denver Nuggets.

11.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is your periodic reminder that DeRosa was the guy who accompanied Rob Manfred on clubhouse visits, and this isnโ€™t the first time heโ€™s said something dumb. www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...

11.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Giggity.

11.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we beat canada at their sport and italy beat us at our sport so to restore equilibrium canada must beat italy at bocce

11.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 496 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies โœ”๏ธ

republic subverted over sex hangups โœ”๏ธ

โ€œsand peopleโ€ killed, royalty indifferent โœ”๏ธ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny โœ”๏ธ

villains with silly names like โ€œdookuโ€ โœ”๏ธ

powerful clerical order screwing up โœ”๏ธ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4105 ๐Ÿ” 1000 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

I remember those daysโ€ฆ

11.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, watching Mike Fratello's Cavs on a hot night:

11.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have Super Mario Day! ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

10.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Browns, on the other hand, have turned me into the Joker. I want complete chaos now at all times.

10.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do we call them Free Agents when you have to pay them so much!?!?!

10.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 130 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. Heโ€™s probably out until September, at the earliest.

10.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1262 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 222
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Cleveland Soccer Group Goes Back to the Future: Meet Forest City Cleveland The soccer organization points to the history of the city for the moniker and logo, and it is set to name the womenโ€™s team in May.

My latest, for @clevelandmag.bsky.social clevelandmagazine.com/articles/cle...

10.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely brutal.

10.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The McLean Stevenson rule, as posited by "Remote Control": Old actors never die, they just find more demeaning roles.

10.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the greatest things I ever saw is his funeral program, which has that very quote on it.

10.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're still in the 60s here. It's not going to get really cold ... until St. Patrick's Day, which I'm sure means lots of people will drink lots of whiskey to stay warm.

10.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear, hear!

10.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 SABR Jefferson Burdick Awardย Winner โ€“ Gary Cieradkowski We are pleased to announce that the recipient of the 2026 SABR Jefferson Burdick Award is Gary Cieradkowski. In Hobby circles, Gary is best known for his Infinite Baseball Card Set, an ever-growingโ€ฆ

BREAKING! sabrbaseballcards.blog/2026/03/09/2...

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