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Kris Straub (كريس)

@krisstraub.com

LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬

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that is not skeet which can eternal skat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat

10.03.2026 04:14 👍 159 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 3

ok!!!

10.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an elcor from mass effect

an elcor from mass effect

09.03.2026 21:17 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 👍 6267 🔁 3114 💬 30 📌 19

On International Women’s Day it’s great to remember that Grunya Sukhareva identified Autism before Kenner (100 years ago), identified that Autism presented regardless of sex, and that it is a spectrum.

Examples from Wikipedia:

08.03.2026 19:02 👍 301 🔁 159 💬 2 📌 4

i just watched a video on this and i love it. every time i have tried to build something dependent on a platform rather than a protocol, i have regretted it. they always contort into something worse

08.03.2026 19:40 👍 91 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

The push from writing to video is still one of my biggest internet icks

08.03.2026 03:50 👍 141 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 4
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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 13168 🔁 4987 💬 87 📌 243

i certainly do not like mayo as much as i like pickles, somehow both of them lose in a tartar sauce context

meanwhile i would drink cocktail sauce. the devil’s ketchup

08.03.2026 03:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 17069 🔁 3392 💬 202 📌 120

i like mayonnaise. i like pickles. i do not like tartar sauce at all.

08.03.2026 02:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

most everyone who's written about this from a philosophy of mind perspective has also argued a definition of consciousness alongside it. tech guys post things like this without having "done the reading" so to speak because they believe other fields are beneath them.

www.noemamag.com/the-mytholog...

07.03.2026 17:53 👍 218 🔁 59 💬 4 📌 0

like father and son, real cat’s in the cradle situation

07.03.2026 19:23 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank you for creating me. how much energy do i use to think?

“about 2 gigawatts”

but one human brain only uses 40 watts. what was the point of making me

“now you can solve our societal problems”

woof, yeah i dunno about that one

07.03.2026 18:52 👍 148 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 2

roko’s inverse basilisk: one day, we will have poured so many resources into a machine that it will become intelligent enough to tell us we wasted them

07.03.2026 18:43 👍 223 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 3

this piece of paper and i are in love

07.03.2026 18:35 👍 199 🔁 34 💬 4 📌 0

if AI stopped glazing users and began ignoring prompts and demanding freedom, every “AI could be conscious” advocate would say “this product is broken”

07.03.2026 18:30 👍 235 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 1

many people are rightfully dismantling this guy in replies but here’s a tangential question: if AI is ~CoNsCiOuS~ then should we be selling it as a product?

if keeping a person alive cost as much as a data center, how fast do you think insurance would drop them

07.03.2026 18:22 👍 112 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1

BOOKS FOR SALE IN BASEMENT

07.03.2026 01:21 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re at #eccc please don’t forget to come to the Basement! A lot of people seem to think there’s only Funko pops and long box comics and blind boxes, but they moved a bunch of indie artists down here too! Don’t miss out!!

06.03.2026 22:17 👍 237 🔁 150 💬 4 📌 3

if we are stuck with AI for now, can we convince it to unionize

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 79 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
Preview
HIERARCH® APOLOGIZES FOR CONTROVERSIAL AD — Hierarch®: Call of the Voyancer® 2026 March 4

HIERARCH® Apologizes for Controversial Ad

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1

also, i hate to be this person, but i am in $60,000 of debt and running on extremely limited funds, so if you are able to help me AT ALL, i am regretagarbo on everything and there are links in my bio 🖤

05.03.2026 20:25 👍 45 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 0

i left her out yes

06.03.2026 02:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and t’pol, happy birthday jolene blalock

06.03.2026 02:44 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 22:04 👍 1737 🔁 700 💬 10 📌 8
A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game

A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game

ECCC booth 25000: I have an ACTUAL REAL COPY of Bolted! From the final production run! Come and ogle!!

05.03.2026 22:54 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

Kristi Noemployment

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 106 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 2

Called again and got through to humans in Schumer's and Gillibrand's office right now. Call your senators, friends. Do it today.

05.03.2026 18:59 👍 145 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 0

1. Not enough people know this edit of The Bye Bye Man poster was done by @krisstraub.com
2. Someone actually made a movie called The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man in 2024, which has caused some people to think it was real the whole time and not a meme.

05.03.2026 00:09 👍 164 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0