Chris Spann

Me when my wife comes out the door to help get the big shop and the kids into the house

So THAT's what he looks like

This could also be an ad for gamepass

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Game boy color playing wario land 3 with a worm light

"hey kids, wanna know why dad's kinda nearsighted?"

Mine arrived today!

My wife and I watch a lot of the TV show 911, which is ostensibly about a fire department but anytime any of the characters are in personal danger outside of work the problem is always solved by the one cop character and her gun

Me when my wife asks if I want anything from Sainsbury's

I'm pretty sure I've seen multiple products at least in the same ballpark as that all be sold out

Driving a 10k is loads faster than running it

One thousand percent, what are you building

"but it's fewer tokens" people confidently say, as if making a point

No worse feeling than "ah-ha, I KNEW this thing I poured my heart and soul into wouldn't be commercially viable!"

There's plenty of technology "the left" is excited about, we're just not "how can I absolutely fuck up the world's economy with this while making a billion dollars" excited about anything.

Hell I'd just like netbooks to make a comeback

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

Can't get on the call because your daughter is crying but you can't properly look after her because you need to do the school run but you can't do the school run because your wife has a call but you can't cover for her while she's on the call because you need to get work done for tomorrow but you c

The really great thing about having a child sent home ill from nursery is how efficiently and quickly you end up feeling like you're letting them, the rest of your family and the people you work with down

Just had an email from Google telling me that they've given me all the benefits of the AI Plus tier of their service for free, which definitely helps balance the books against the eleventh billion quid they've spent on RAM to power it

This is guitar reviews

One of things I have noticed in the last 6 months or so of using Linux is that it's recaptured some of that joy of learning and experimenting with computers that I've not felt since the late 90s / early 2000s.

And this is why I'm just not using Microsoft stuff anymore

If you've bought a computer in the last 12 months or so have a look at what the exact same machine would cost you today

You beat me to it

I'm glad there's data to back up my gut feeling that BIPOC folk get voted out inordinately quickly, it's incrediblentonsee how quickly a group of Brits will turn on non-white folk for very little reason

I've been meaning to do it for... Probably as long as you've had a patreon, you've soundtracked a lot of 40k painting time. If anything I owe you back payments

Why is it the video of the bot I've never ever heard of that's finally pushed me into becoming a patron

I did

hold on i gotta take this

If I win the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

A lot of misspent summer evenings in supermarket carparks