kill them they must be destroyed
15.03.2026 04:02
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more fake news! thats AI! i would gnever just bite other people’s cheese
rfk recommends smoking bug spray three times a day to kill all the bugs in your lungs
cause they’re fun and goofy and can make anything funny
oooooooouuuucchhhhh
pinches you with my small claw
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worse they flat out robbed me of my acorns
it never does
they’re selling bottled goop now
the alien gnome nation will provide heh heh heh
Sealab 2021
Where have I been? Breaking hearts and ripping farts.
Heed this goodly advice, if thou art so:
Hug thy mother. Giveth her love and attention. Give unto her the mercy of kindness and consideration.
There art many regrets I have. But to know mine mother feels loved is not one.
Bears are just girthy dogs
Rotating in space, idk
They say a Rupert can't get pregnant twice yet here I am yet again talking about mpreg
you know how long it took me to get outta there
I clogged the toilet with a gnome 🥰
what happens if he’s bad?
Garth Brooks is chained up in my basement, I let him out once a week to play "Friends in Low Places" then use a cattle prod to get him back into the basement
We did it
got my vote
Modelo For President 2028
sky daddy wants me to enjoy this ice cold beer. he Told me .
got scammed by a Keebler today :(
fr what a weird combination yuk
