Hollywood blockbusters that cost less than Kristi Noemβs DHS campaign ad:
- Barbie
- Oppenheimer
- Harry Potter Deathly Hallows II
- Topgun: Maverick
- Hunger Games
- Ironman
- The Matrix
- Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The ad is 60 seconds.
11.03.2026 13:04
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Release the epstein files and collapse the government
Or
Fight a war vs Iran with Russia and China as proxies, and collapse the government.
Door number 1 please.
10.03.2026 17:52
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It takes a special level of dementia to start a war of Armageddon one week, and then declare itβs near complete 10 days later while it still wages wildly out of control.
10.03.2026 11:48
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If itβs true that military leaders are telling troops the war in Iran is intended to bring upon Armageddon, that is scary as fucking shit, because it proves we are at the mercy of fucking insane assholes.
10.03.2026 02:35
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Jake Lang, right wing βprovocateurβ, merely goes around the country with racist, bigoted motives and incites violence.
Heβs a political hacktivist, and should not be given a permit for demonstration by any jurisdiction based on conduct to date.
09.03.2026 14:03
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Yup.
This is what the elite wanted.
08.03.2026 14:24
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Trump calls it a small price to pay, despite not paying a cent of it like any other commoner.
09.03.2026 03:10
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Ok
I lied π€₯πππ
Last one now
GOODNIGHT π΄
08.03.2026 23:32
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Cuz he needs Iranian weapons to continue his stalemate.
08.03.2026 21:14
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The loyalists bootlickers are going to be embarrassed when they see the global celebration when he finally croaks, which might be soon given the continued coverup of his health status.
08.03.2026 18:35
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Zero surprises here
08.03.2026 14:01
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You know how they ask you to be respectful and stand up and remove your hats for the national anthem before sporting events?
Apparently removing your hat isnβt required for bringing dead American soldiers back from the war you started.
08.03.2026 13:47
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Theyβd rather put boots on the ground in Iran than be held accountable for child rapist monsters, and this Congress lets it happen.
08.03.2026 03:39
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βWe donβt want to come back every five years or every 10 years and do this. We want to pick a president thatβs not going to be leading their country into a war,β β trump saying the dumbest, most hypocritical fucking shit
07.03.2026 23:07
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07.03.2026 04:42
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A dinosaur documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman and executive produced by Steven Spielberg?
Absofuckinglutley.
07.03.2026 03:47
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Russia is dependent on Iran to continue their illegal invasion. Shouldβve put Tomahawks in Ukraine when you could have.
06.03.2026 22:16
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Good. Sheβs a criminal for covering up murder and embezzlement
06.03.2026 22:06
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This shouldnβt be needed, but if you get gas at Wawa, Sheetz, or RoFo:
- pump your gas
- move your car and park in another spot
- go inside and get food and drinks or use the bathroom
In that order.
06.03.2026 17:15
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06.03.2026 16:04
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It wasnβt a strike
06.03.2026 05:01
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Trump says, regarding gas prices, βif they rise, they riseβ and Iβm pretty sure heβll also say βif they die, they die.β
06.03.2026 04:18
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Fuck you Noem.
05.03.2026 20:54
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βMissing files
Arenβt in Iranβ
05.03.2026 01:46
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Define βassholesβ, cuz they donβt meet my definition.
05.03.2026 05:13
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BREAKING NEWS: Joe Neguse Shows No Mercy To Kristi Noem About No-Bid Contract For $220M Ad Campaign
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
Noem will burn in hell
youtu.be/9m0zMQXv5AM?...
05.03.2026 04:50
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BREAKING NEWS: Raskin Plays Videos Of Renee Good & Alex Pretti Killings For Noem To Watch
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
Watch Jim Jordan struggle to listen to Raskin deal facts and data.
youtu.be/TGQDlvXNTcM?...
05.03.2026 04:33
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You always rename the Department of Defense to Department of War when you intend to not get into wars.
05.03.2026 04:26
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Mary Stewartβs Merlin trilogy:
- The Crystal Cave
- The Hollow Hills
- The Last Enchantment
05.03.2026 01:36
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