xander.wav (@xandernotharris)

happy one year anniversary to 'jungle' I need sugababes to hurry it tf up with this new album I'm sick

13.03.2026 15:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yuna pointing “faggots let me hear some noise”

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

13.03.2026 14:15 👍 2760 🔁 516 💬 7 📌 36

quote so iconic that netflix scrubbed that video from their official channel 😭

13.03.2026 05:05 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

the whole hallway smells like cum

13.03.2026 02:48 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

This is for funny ONLY. I added the butthole

why is this psyduck chair showing us their psyussy

12.03.2026 20:00 👍 117 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 4

help 💀

12.03.2026 20:39 👍 76 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

it will always bring my energy up 🙂‍↕️

12.03.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spring cleaning, if you will

12.03.2026 14:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if that Chloe Zhao led reboot that SMG is a part of is still moving forward

12.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫣💖

12.03.2026 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Aeon Flux movie is a terrible adaptation of the brilliant animated series but it’s still a guilty pleasure watch for me. I love the aesthetics of it.

12.03.2026 01:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this damn ad 😭

12.03.2026 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😃😃😃 hi

12.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a reason why my handle emphasizes that I may be xander but NOT harris because fuck that man literally the worst person and it makes so much sense that he's j*ss's self-insert character.

11.03.2026 23:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫣💖 been working at it at the gym lately

11.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙇🏻 you’re too kind 😭

11.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

exactly 🙂‍↕️ we will be getting that fat dumpie this summer

11.03.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻

11.03.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In hindsight, Angel being attracted to Buffy is very weird

11.03.2026 19:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

not much of a mountain yet, a hill at most 💀

11.03.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the way I came up with it in high school and haven't changed it since 💀 I'm debating changing it this year though.....

11.03.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

like I'm sorrryyy it's too fun! the blend of camp and horror in s1 is so excellent

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just know audiences were gagged by the Darla fake-out during the opening scene of the premiere episode. I think that's why I love season 1 a lot; the horror elements were the most forward.

11.03.2026 01:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Broke out my Season 1 DVD in celebration of 29 years of BtVS. Unpopular opinion: I’m a Season 1 apologist. I love it. It’s so campy and perfectly 1997. Really set the stage for what the show would end up becoming.

11.03.2026 01:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

#ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips

10.03.2026 23:19 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

honestly sounds lovely

10.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a euphoric three-hour ordeal truly

10.03.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lives were changed. Fun fact, my handle is a Buffy reference.

10.03.2026 14:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bedazzled my butt and pant hems with dollar store decorations on these thrifted pants 😭

10.03.2026 03:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this post your Renaissance fit

sigh what a time 🥹

10.03.2026 03:06 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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