Corporate Saddie ✨

Pull them manties to the side!!!!

Ikr 😭😭😭

One of my grandfather figures told me a long time ago to never go on dates with men without having my own money. Just in case he couldn’t afford the bill.

Shit has happened only a few times but I always remembered that.

I’ve never asked a man on a date.

Have I been out on dates with men where I’ve HAD to pay? Yes because they couldn’t afford the bill. (Don’t worry, they were blocked immediately after).

The one time I really want to watch tv, there’s an outage in my area 😭😭

He definitely did! Did you see the new Mike Epp’s special? I’m curious if I should watch it 🙃

I really enjoyed Bruce Bruce’s stand up comedy special. His style of storytelling is actually really good.

Eeeeeeeee magine

Thank you boo 🫶🏽🥰

Thank ya 🥰🥺

Thank you! 🥺

Thank you 🫶🏽🩵

Y’all should be proud of me. I just ordered some casual clothes. I even bought some sweat pants 😭

(If you know me then you know I’m always in business casual and/or dresses.)

Exactly! You can’t truly have a crush on me if you’re not trying to KNOW all of me.

It’s a shame that you have to ask that these days.

This is so disrespectful and rude. I feel you, it’s like damn, sex is all you have to talk about. Like do you have a crush on me or a desire to have sex with me? Which one lol

I seen clips on TikTok and had to watch it.

Bruce Bruce’s new stand up special.

Bout to actually sit down and watch tv 🤣

Blocked cause wtf???

I just threw some chicken in the air fryer 😭 it’s the ADHD medicine.

biannual “chicago is the greatest city in the world” skeet

Just remembered I only ate breakfast today 😭😭

Quality time is 🤌🏽

So it’s fuck Chili’s??? I don’t eat there anyways.

Hehe 🙃

What?!!!

Lmao. Just keep it in the group chat.