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Awww it doesnโt start until midnight.
BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "แตแต'สณแต แตหกหก แตแตสณสธ แถแตโฟแถแตสณโฟแตแต แตแตแตแตแต แตสฐแถฆหข" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "แตแต สทแถฆหกหก โฟแตแต สณแตหขแต แตโฟแตแถฆหก สทแต แถ แถฆโฟแต สทสฐแต'หข สณแตหขแตแตโฟหขแถฆแตหกแต แถ แตสณ แตสฐแต หกแตหขหข แตแถ แตแตสณ สฐแตหกแถฆแตแต แตโฟแต แตสณแถฆโฟแต สฐแถฆแต แตแต สฒแตหขแตแถฆแถแต"
I know Iโm not supposed to talk about golf on this website but the sound of raindrops tapping the microphones is so soothing.
Ugh, not so good today. I always get Mauritius and Comoros confused.
www.maptap.gg March 12
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Final score: 855
Purchase
Leonora Carrington, Green Tea, 1942
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137847
โWhoโs he?โ
โHis nameโs Ed. Heโs at Dow Corning. They make beautiful dishes, glasswareโฆnapalm.โ
#madmen
A photo of a tasmanian devil sitting in a grassy area, mid-yawn. Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth.
Photo of the Day: Tasmanian devil (feat. teeth)
All photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
Ngl, this divorced middle-aged normie dad is pretty excited about going home and playing the new black ops royale this afternoon.
Are GLP-1s the reason why itโs hard to find multivitamins (in pill form, the gummies are still abundant) at stores these days, or do people just prefer gummies to pills, so they donโt stock as many pill vitamins? I donโt like gummy anythingโnever haveโitโs a texture issue with me.
Fell for the old delete sys 32 trick.
Color version
A screenshot from Mad Men. Characters played by Jon Hamm and Ronald Guttman are walking in a hall in a fancy apartment building.
HEY ITโS THE CHIEF ENGINEER FROM THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER!
me and the boys riding barrels thru the strait, Thorin's Company style
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Those drones are made out of pure fentanyl, too.
One really sweet thing you see while driving in the country are dogs sleeping on driveways, waiting for their people to get home.
Consider yourself graced by a gentle green sea turtle โบ๏ธใฐ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ข๐ชธใฐ๏ธ๐ #greenseaturtle #seaturtlesofcoralcity #seaturtle #coralcitycamera
A stock photo of brown Sketcher leather sneakers. They are popular with divorced dads who are unconcerned with fashion trends.
I have a pair of black dress shoes and a pair of brown. The last time I wore either of them was my grandpaโs funeral in 2009. The few dressy events Iโve attended since then (Easter, Motherโs Day, โformalโ dinners on cruises), Iโve gotten away with my trusty brown leather sketcher sneakers.
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
Happy 311 Day! The one day a year you can listen to the band 311 youtu.be/-2nf_MFtnHk?...
www.maptap.gg March 11
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Final score: 898
A version of Microsoft's old Windows Minesweeper game set in the Strait of Hormuz, published by a San Francisco-based developer named Sergey Alexashenko: https://x.com/SAlexashenko/status/2031475442008612953
I was wondering when some life-experienced nerd would do this--and now the prophecy has been fulfilled.
sweepthestrait.com
Betty Draper is on the couch eating Bugles, the nastiest of all snacks. Do they still make Bugles? They were so gross.
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
Juan de Fuca
Frodo Baggins from the fellowship of the Ring, but his face has been digitally altered so he has a big chin, high cheekbones, and a curved eyebrow.
I remember getting one of these during a family camping trip in Gatlinburg when I was a wee lad. My boat, containing my little hamburger and fries, floated courageously down the Little Pigeon River, never to be seen again. I ended up eating Vienna sausages for supper.
Happy third birthday, Piglet! Piglet was purchased as a โteacup pigโ, but his owners quickly realized he was growing much bigger and his care was more demanding than the breeders of these pig lead people to believe. This โteacupโ birthday boy now weighs 125 lbs!
Australia's man did the flowerbeds. New Zealand had sent a chappie to labor in the gardens too. Their American accents were vaguely southern, and they tended to avoid officials from below the Mason-Dixon line. Aussie Jack was a lady-killer, though, and was sleeping his way through every Republican wife who still had a beating heart under her twinset and pearls, and skimming quite a bit of information on the side. He called himself a "martyr to his duty." He and New Zealand Craig were drowning their sorrows by working steadily through all of Florida's craft beers, one microbrewery at a time. Their relationship was significantly more harmonious than that of the clandestine representatives of Argentina and the Mossad, who had inadvertently dated for several weeks before mutually discovering one another's identities, and now existed (as bartender and assistant golf green superintendent respectively) in mutually icy disdain, lending further stress to cocktail hour. She'd heard Brazil's guy in an unwisely loud Portuguese phone call describing the fiasco as "Eichmann, on the rocks." buttondown.com
in which i imagine the life of a spy at mar a lago, in a short story
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
