So Tired in Maryland 🦀

This ain't it.

Huey Lewis and the News

spongebob from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched . Alt: spongebob from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched and a caption that says allergies or flu

Let's play a game.

*checks calendar in state of confusion*

I gasped.

More of a Caribbean Beach guy?

Hurtful.

Reince Priebus!!!!!!

My soul has been eviscerated.

a woman wearing a shirt that says i 'm not as prepared for this as i thought i would be is smiling Alt: a woman wearing a shirt that says i 'm not as prepared for this as i thought i would be is smiling

And just like that, it's going to be 80 tomorrow.

Blepdega Cats

THE ARISTOCRATS!

I realize you're being a little tongue in cheek here, but there was zero chance this was going to happen, whether Luke Kornet said anything or not. I'm surprised it took Silver this long to decide, tbh.

A lot of people gave up not being weirdos for Lent.

It was 👨🏼‍🍳 😗.

A pot of arroz con pollo simmering on the stove.

Arroz con pollo

Poor @darthbluesky.bsky.social gonna pop out of his hibernation cave and learn he's the new Bluesky CEO.

In bed at 9 pm because the world is exhausting.

Oh, I see. Yes, we're on the same page. Mock away.

Oh god no. What have you done?

"My second week of high school was 9/11" was a low key punch in the gut. Thanks, Marisa.

Daytona Beach Has Fallen (2026)

But did you eat at Jerk at Nite?

I hope you're happy crushing his hopes and dreams.

Access to high-quality research is critical in these challenging times. Which is why I demand a study on the percentage of bay leaves crushed at the bottom of each purchased container and deemed unusable.

Rebellions are built on hope.

A pot of andouille sausage, onion, peppers, celery in preparation for red beans.

Evergreen skeet.