Lain

Worm, my tortie cat, has become a, um, full-figured little girl & it confused me because she’s not a big eater & she is pretty active.

but twice now we’ve caught her eating the dog kibble????

so.

i think we solved the mystery.

gretel a white and tan boxer pit mix with her head and left front paw resting on a human’s leg. she’s asleep propped up on it while the rest of her is sprawled on a couch

Gretel with her head on a pillow looking straight at the camera

Gretel curled up on the couch while tucked into a red blanket with only her face sticking out.

Gretel in a pile of blankets and pillows. her head is on a pillow, and she’s tucked in up to her armpits

like…..

the way my boxer/pit mix loves snuggling under blankets and uses pillows like she’s a human only makes me a million times sadder when i think of pitties who are outside dogs or fight dogs. they’re literally just big babies who want to be coddled and cuddled. :(

fatigue + west coast games = i’m asleep three minutes into the third period

my coworker just said “wasn’t me” and i almost said “okay, Shaggy…” but then i remembered he’s gen-z and if he didn’t understand the reference it’d hurt my old people feelings.

judging by the amount of toddlers who try to open the studio door and come inside tells me that the children yearn for tattoos.

ahaha yesss she stares into your soul 👁️👁️

a black cat with yellow eyes and half a missing right ear sitting inside a cardboard box

the same cat in a different cardboard box. she has one eye peeking over the edge

Donna Jean on the top step of a stairwell, lying by on her side. her tongue is out and her eyes look a little wild

Donna Jean inside a clear sterilite container and looking through one of the sides of it

oh yeah btw we are keeping her 👀 her name is Donna Jean !

in love with the customer service woman i spoke to at work who accidentally said “winery” instead of “warranty” and was appalled with herself

Elmo Traumatized

My face if I was forced to stand next to a Tkachuk 🤮

been so busy at work today, i haven’t even had time for my regularly scheduled daydreaming

i take running Music League for my friends so seriously that i made a video invite and full ass storyline for this round of it. i have on-theme reminders to send when songs/votes are due. i don’t know where this part of me came from, but i don’t hate it tbh.

a black cat with yellow eyes and one slightly bent ear. she is lying on a soft looking purple blanket and resting her cheek against it while looking right at the camera

the same black cat leaning back on a pink blanket. her tongue is poking out the front of her mouth

i am so in love with this cat, idk why i thought i’d be cool with someone else adopting her. unless they find a chip on her at the vet tomorrow, she’s staying with me. 🥲

a black cat with a tiny white patch on its chest and yellow eyes standing on the top step of a staircase beside a food bowl

well. looks like the cat distribution system delivered a little one to our door tonight. not sure if we’re going to be able to keep her(?) but she’s super sweet and staying warm and fed in the basement until we get her to the vet!

i love to Irish Goodbye at the end of my work shift

i’m in Michigan so it snowed all day yesterday, and today when i went outside to shovel, i found cat paw prints going to each of the doors of my house. i put food and a blanket out in our patio, cracked the door, and our lil visitor has stopped by twice already 🥲

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

living in Michigan is tricky because you’ll see someone wearing a red baseball cap at a distance & have to hold your breath until you’re close enough to determine if they’re a Red Wings fan or a MAGA loser.

(and then sometimes they’re both.)

proposing to your future wife at a PWHL game probably feels next level amazing

got my tickets for the pwhl takeover in detroit at the end of march ☺️

i feel like he went back and angry/embarrassed cried for a second

serious question: how is that not a delay of game waiting for Bobrovsky to come back…? even tho it delayed the game?

amazing seeing a goalie fight in which Bobrovsky lost, something that will sustain me in coming days

rodrigues not getting a penalty is so bogus wtf

seeing the Panthers suffer has filled me with a sense of peace that i’ve really been needing, thank you 🙏🏻

this canes game is fucking bananas

there’s a man that is a client where i work and today he was impressed i remembered his name and i said it’s because i have a good memory from working front desk like that, but in reality, he’s always been referred to as “Creepy [name redacted]” to me, so…it stuck.

i should’ve gone to school for graphic design. i do so much of it for my job and side hustles and i also don’t know wtf i’m doing. :)

stress smoked a cig 😔