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Newly old guy. Storyteller and skeptic. Lover of animals, puns, and tacos. I hope the next four years go by really quickly... Glad to be here with all you nice people. Please don't call your posts "skeets"...

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Follow up: How the fuck can you not know?

12.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A road cuts through Grand Teton National Park. 

Tall pines intersect the road giving rise to the alpenglow lit Grand Tetons shining red and purple.

A road cuts through Grand Teton National Park. Tall pines intersect the road giving rise to the alpenglow lit Grand Tetons shining red and purple.

I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. - Mitch Hedberg

Pic of the day
#photography

08.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 2991 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 11

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson.

by Susan Collins

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1494 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6

That is fucking brilliant

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hereditary Bone Spurs

03.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, the usual. Next it'll be "Tariffs? Never heard of them"

21.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.

13.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1321 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.

11.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 19897 πŸ” 3683 πŸ’¬ 1738 πŸ“Œ 372

Schumer is allergic to leverage. He gives it away first thing.

10.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much money would i pay to see this dude get punched in the face repeatedly? A lot.

09.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going up against these two is not something Comer, Jordan, or any of these idiots are prepared for. They don't want it public because they are going to get their asses handed to them (again).
BTW, How much does this shit cost?

06.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is paying for these renovations?

02.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a 1980. It caught fire...

01.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sleeps in a hole in the road...

30.01.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One knife

30.01.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The white ruins it

23.01.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to count my rice instead

22.01.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

25th? With this cabinet?

19.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a moderate position and every single democrat including and especially @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov should be shouting it from the rooftops.

18.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 5567 πŸ” 1636 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 77

"funded" My ass.

18.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobel Please Prize

15.01.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 7319 πŸ” 823 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 55

In a camp with really shitty conditions.

13.01.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't need to give ICE agents more training. We need to subject them to rigorous oversight and, when they commit crimes, we need to prosecute them.

The only education they need is to learn that they can and will be held accountable for what they do in the field.

11.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1367 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 18

What an absolutely worthless man.

07.01.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Savage. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

05.01.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2394 πŸ” 521 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 24
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05.01.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Experts confirm that arresting Maduro won't make the Epstein scandal go away...

05.01.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 576 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

No notes.

04.01.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 537 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1