taylor alison swift's electric rifle

i hope this finds you avoiding reality

yeah 😭

(mitski voice) where’s my phone

there was a headline about her home renovation plans posted on twitter and people are joking as if it’s very serious and newsworthy

i hate pms i hate periods i feel like a fucking corpse

'Cause they see right through me
Can you see right through me?
They see right through me
I see right through me

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

crying to mitski, as the lord intended

lmao the way they're all stuck there feels so archaic, such "send us a fax!" vibes but like the fax machine companies are also destroying the world

the media really needs to stop sourcing opinions from twitter for every "how the internet reacted to ____" piece bc why tf are we still legitimizing that place?

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

*evil laughter*

i'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey

Taylor Swift - Better Than Revenge (Taylor's Version) [Dolby Atmos Stems] YouTube video by Music Instrumental

up at 2 am thinking about taylor's cvnty vocals in the better than revenge stems

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punch the monkey being how i learn there's more than one djungelskog?

if bluesky is failing then explain why i am having so much fun reading my own posts

Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

a drawing of a cute bunny reading a book and drinking tea in bed. the words say “me in bed at 8pm reading classic literature (gay romance)”. the background of the drawing is white

i’ve never felt so seen

"You made this day a special day, by just being you." Fred Rogers quote over cartoon version of Alysa Liu. Instagram post

PBSKids depicting a frenulum piercing. Alysa's power

all of this turbulence wasn't forecasted, apologies from the intercom

youtube putting news above recommended 🫩

#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

free or paid? most of my favorites are on apple arcade, i really love sneaky sasquatch and what the golf, and netflix has some good ones as well including a daily puzzle app with a similar vibe to nyt.

pacific northwest as a setting >>>>>>