Paul Sims

Sorry for your loss

Dealing with one right now at 55yo and it's just as mortifying as 15yo. 😒

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

here you go

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Fun Olympics fact: the event is called Skeleton because that's the part of you that breaks if something goes wrong

Sad cowboy

I got a blister cuz I'm dumb 😔

Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks

Danielle Addresses Bunnies as Mrbeast Entertains Pleas to Buy Newjeans

frantically googling symptoms of a stroke

General Veers led the Imperial assault on Hoth, marching his AT-AT walkers across the planet's frozen plains.

I don't care if it's fan service, but VII is very, very enjoyable to me.

8 was awful, and 9 was worse than awful, it was utterly forgettable. But as an OG fan, I'll go to bat for 7.

Also, best SW hat:

my google balls
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RIP 2025

2025-2025

my idiot neighbor still has his christmas decorations up lmao

it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

I think the single most chaotic decision I could make as a parent is introducing my kids to The Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.

A Drakkar Noir gift set 50% off

And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` do it '' . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` do it '' .

Give in to your intrusive thoughts...