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The wages of slatternliness is cats

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Just in case yall think I’m playing

11.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 31

Apparently the platonic life partner won't be there, I assume his filming schedule won't allow it which must suuuuuuuuuck. I assume that someone finagled him an invite too, he just can't go.

11.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The take to end all takes, my goodness.

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can his platonic life partner borrow his stylist for a little while?

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot wait to see what look he rocks. He better be blinged out in women's jewelry, whatever he's up to.

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Heated Rivalry’ Star Hudson Williams to Attend Oscars (EXCLUSIVE) 'Heated Rivalry' star Hudson Williams is set to attend the 2026 Oscars.

I am never going to be free of this Heated Rivalry prison.

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly zero of them think they'll be working at the sewage treatment plant unblocking shit-clogged pipes.

10.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No.

10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

High of 75 today, in exactly one week it will be 34.

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The "Everyone is 12" theory with yet another data point to support.

10.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We lost something when Ebert died. He was a critic-and he could be critical AF, but he was also a dude who just loved movies. Loving something often means you love the garbage as well as the gourmet. I feel like folks have forgotten that, today.

10.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Amtrak is charging $511 for a ONE WAY trip from NYC->BOS on the Acela a month and a half out.

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, the Heated Rivalry "fandom" continues its poisonous, vicious, cruel, racist, homophobic (amazingly) behavior apace.

10.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leo Woodhull is making quite the film career out of being the young hookup for older women (and occasionally men).

10.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I know! I hate taking the bus, its an hour longer, there's no cafe, the seats are cramped, and I can't read, but for 1/4 or 1/6 the price, how can I not?

09.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great time to be planning my trip to London that's been on the books for two years for a friend's 50th birthday.

09.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remind me to change my smoke alarm batteries.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kitchen windows are open! I left one of them open all night. "Spring ahead" is always such a bummer from a sleep perspective but oh my goodness is warm air and sunlight nice to have again.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two of them have a waistband that is fully 1.25" smaller than the next smallest size.

09.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bought a pack of cotton undies which contains at least two distinct sizes in the same pack, neither of which are the size of the undies I bought a few months go from the same brand and same size label.

09.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't get over Amtrak prices. Even more than a month out, when tickets are supposed to be cheaper, its $240 Boston -> NYC round trip, for the *regional*. Not the Acela (which is only about 17 minutes faster anyway.)

09.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The murse trend needs to die yesterday. How much shit are these dudes carrying around with them? I have a couple of Kate Spade bags that are just big enough to fit my Kindle and that's perfect, I hate carrying purses. Who needs to wander around with so much stuff on them all the time?

09.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never paid attention to them until now, so I can't say, I'd have to go back and look. I'm not a big fan of what I saw from the Paris show overall, everything looked "heavy" for lack of a better term. I get that its the Fall/Winter collection but none of it looked comfortable or easy to wear.

09.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, where tf did I put my earbuds? They were in my ears when I came home. I'm pretty sure.

08.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone born in February was conceived during a wild Memorial Day Weekend barbecue.

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He has sloping shoulders, so that rounded collar accentuated that which was too bad. I saw a photo of him with the collar turned down a bit and it looked better, but with it up it's just too rounded on top to flatter his shape.

08.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Gucci Canadian tuxedo that *they both wore in their photo shoots recently* (don't do this to me, I don't need the temptation to be parasocial) looked amazing on both of them, in very different ways.

08.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I see one roll up the driveway, I'll be sure to film and post it. Exciting times here in Somerville!

08.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0