War in the pursuit of peace is like screwing in the pursuit of virginity.
13.03.2026 14:01
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War in the pursuit of peace is like screwing in the pursuit of virginity.
"If it wasn't for the people sinking ships, the ships wouldn't be sinking".
Wow. What a genius. 🤦♂️
When you've planned your war so well, you need to relax sanctions on an enemy you imposed because they started a war. 🤦♂️
Perhaps the answer to our problems is to send the tech bros to the front line of any war they support. 🤷♂️
Jesus H Christ. What a moron.
Liars know what they are saying isn't true. Dementia sufferers believe what they are saying is true. 🤷♂️
Well "we" make a lot of money. Shame "we" make it from American consumers.
Just what American politics needs. A man who gets punched in the head for a living. 🤦♂️
"Lunatic green levies" you say. 🤔
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Someone is subsidising the fuel, but you can guarantee its not Farage or Jenrick.
If they survive the bombing, obviously. 🤷♂️
You could say both if you were a dementia addled moron.
Well done to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social
For someone to lie, they need to know that what they are saying is not the truth. It's entirely possible that he's just that stupid or dementia addled.
Is that the same Iran nuclear programme that Trump claimed he "obliterated" last year?
If the US keep killing leaders in Iran, who do they expect to sign a surrender?
Who's going to tell her that the reason our Armed Forces are in such a state is because of 14 years of cuts by the Government she was a member of?
Isn't Friday the day when MPs go back to their constituencies to hold surgeries? #Clacton #WheresTheWally
Just reminding everyone that if you don’t like Iran’s Islamic authoritarianism, it exists because the US overthrew a secular socialist Iran in 1953 because BP was losing oil profits.
Have they forgotten that our Armed Forces are in the state they are in because of their policies?
And also one of the most anti-Christian things seen from the United States government.
I'd always wondered what an exorcism actually looked like.
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
Did Stephen Miller bite him?
I think they soiled their underwear.
Nigel not in his seat? Surely not. 😱
I'm sure he'll bring the price down 500% like he did with drugs and the oil companies will be paying you to drive. 👍
I love the bit where she struggles not to laugh at Boebert.
The Trump regime perfectly encapsulated in six short lines.