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Kelli

@kellilelliloola

Mostly procrastinating. Or not.

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“Let me state clearly: the law must take its course”.

This makes me feel more patriotic than any number of bedraggled lamppost flags.

19.02.2026 12:57 👍 347 🔁 60 💬 13 📌 1

❤️

17.02.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Spain, where it isn't raining.

17.02.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What devil art thou that dost torment me thus?

13.01.2026 20:48 👍 243 🔁 33 💬 7 📌 3
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The Trafalgar Square Christmas tree

07.12.2025 20:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man is carrying a christmas tree in a box ALT: a man is carrying a christmas tree in a box

There are some really crap trees on Twitter, in case anyone is interested.

07.12.2025 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to Rupert Everett on Full Disclosure with James O'Brien (a year late), I'm a little bit in love with him (Rupert, not James)

18.11.2025 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I recommend Frankenstein on Netflix. Not for any particular reason.

16.11.2025 10:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In bed with wine and a hot rabbi.
(sort of)

24.10.2025 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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How the fuck has this been allowed to happen?

21.10.2025 07:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was a Chaka Khan reference. I wasn't proclaiming my love for PB.

15.10.2025 11:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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...I think I love you.

10.10.2025 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I'm so glad he didn't get it

10.10.2025 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂 so annoying!

10.10.2025 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's going to be (even more) insufferable if he's awarded the Nobel peace prize.

09.10.2025 06:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well thank fuck for that because today has already been irredeemably shit. Not sure I could face Dolly dying on top of everything else!

08.10.2025 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Passport and a stack of cash

07.10.2025 15:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quite right!

03.10.2025 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good girl! 😂

03.10.2025 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you get out and make the bed and get back in again?

03.10.2025 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

03.10.2025 20:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An avocado green bathroom suite. Or a serving hatch.

03.10.2025 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're exfoliating

03.10.2025 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rioja'ing. If that's a thing.

03.10.2025 18:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love MS

02.10.2025 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I couldn't care less about Halloween

01.10.2025 06:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Watching University Challenge and kind of sad that not one of these kids could recognise an Al Green song. Haven't they seen Pulp Fiction?

29.09.2025 19:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just looked him up, still funny

24.09.2025 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello stranger! Used to cry laughing reading his books

24.09.2025 14:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just saw this and thought of Bill Bryson.

24.09.2025 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0