labia menorah

saw a literal dead ringer for him on the street, stature, clothes, hair, aviators and all, epitome of cool

did lou reed ever bleach his hair or am i making that up

god is good farty baby

i need an espresso with my coffee

mind if i get slightly zooted

l’ll take a thong bikini thank

tankinis are about to have their moment, by my count, we are firmly in mid-2003 in terms of which trends coming back rn

i’m getting really sick of people overlining their lips, my lorge lips that i was relentlessly teased for (?) are not your costume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the plumbing in my apartment has been a proper saga

My fave '70s Jewish hard rock group.

them: are you stupid?
me: I DONT HAVE THUMBS 😏

theyve had to shut the water off in my building twice in the last 10 days lmao, it’s 6pm and it’s still not on yet

mark 6 dude

wait what is happening, we’re losing bsky too? i’ll DM you babe

i don’t think so but i’ll dm you my number

i’ve wanted this tanktop for over 2 years, waited and debated and masturbated, it sold out, thought about it last night and googled…some random boutique in vermont has it on clearance for $35 cad so happy treat day to me :)

did my pilates class 🥰

bong rips :)

have people tried reading the room before replying to a post,

at the same time i fuckin love vaping kool aid grape soda all day the fuxure whips so much

i’m gonna pirate the allen carr book and hope for the best

i get why jason refused to give up darts, it’s so fucking embarrassing being addicted to a usb powered pacifier

oh god i fucking love that sub

cat eye, shield style frames, round ones, you have options roz

been thinking a lot about nothing 🤭

it has to be angled in a way that tricks me into thinking i came up with it otherwise, no.

if anyone has any advice, don’t.

omg hiiii

accurate