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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.

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It's crazy to me that people will vote for conservatives who then stab them in the back by removing government programs and then say 'Yeah, but brown people are starving too, so it's OK!'.

13.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean- yes. Obviously. Clearly so. Next question?

13.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who the fuck has #meetings on Friday?

Friday is for cleaning the desk (literal or metaphorical) before the weekend.

Mondays are for meetings to know what you're up to that week.

Fuckssake...

13.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no interest in debating war or human rights.

War is bad, human rights are good.

People who vote #conservative have shown they should never be allowed to vote again.

We could be in a #utopia but shitheads cling to power.

13.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for all the kind words. It's helpful to me to know I'm not the only sane person out there.

I've locked the replies, we're reaching the greater Bsky ecosystem and the 'uuuh Akshhhuuuuly' set is beginning to take notice. I have no interest in masturbatory debates when people are dying.

13.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fascist. The word you're looking for is Fascist.

13.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting at a table with a bottle of alcohol and a cigarette . Alt: two men are sitting at a table with a bottle of alcohol and a cigarette .
13.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*concerned about himself. He gives no shit about anything else.

13.03.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also a key-jangle to distract people domestically. Can't complain that your boss steals 99% of the value of your labor, there's troops overseas, you ingrate!. :/

13.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak Oil was 1970. We had 55 years to switch to renewables, public transport, and walkable cities.

13.03.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iirc Kennedy was sending troops to train the locals, and Johnson really expanded it. But that doesn't exonerate Kennedy.

13.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh. Well, that took off.

Hi, the shitposts will continue until morale improves.

13.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#History is really showing that Conservative U.S. Presidents flock to unnecessary, expensive conflicts, and then promptly lose.

Maybe let's stop voting conservatives into power, hmm?

12.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 250 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine starting a fight using a propulsion material you need brought to you from the very area you're fighting in, and forgot to secure the choke point before starting said fight.

This is the autoerotic asphyxiation of conflicts...

12.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a Robot.

12.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's easy not to think about anything when your brain is turning into flan on live TV...

11.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shouldn't be sitting here minding my own business and see ads for some beanie'd Russian kompromat shithead, or slack-jawed cockroach king telling me that everyone not a white billionaire deserves a mass grave.

In a healthy country, they would have been yanked off the air ages ago for hate speech.

10.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never not use adblockers. Ads have gotten worse than even the heyday of broadcast media.

10.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one wants you here.

10.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why you gotta be careful when your job is to jerk off an orange fascist 7 days a week.

I hope this sunburnt cat bollock hates every moment of recovery.

10.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basic social safety nets are denied to Americans in a calculated choice to make people so desperate to get out of their poverty-riddled hellscape they enlist to become complicit in foreign adventures and war crimes that profit only the billionaires.

10.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...now I want Wes Anderson on an episode of Cats Does Countdown.

10.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was like a fist-sized amount. I was like 'be cool, be cool. Give them money, exchange of goods and services...'.

09.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ages ago I found a place selling ounces of saffron for $10 (back when that had buying power). I immediately snapped that up.

09.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incels and other Fuckwits:

There is no loneliness epidemic.

You've self-selected yourself out of the dating pool.

That's it. That's all there is to it.

Women are no longer beholden to put up with whatever crap you spew just so they can survive.

Wash ass, touch grass.

08.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That 88% is not a mistake. It's a dog whistle that's foghorn loud.

08.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who make this much of a stink over so simple an addition are not healthy people, mentally.

07.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time some tech company has tried making wearable camera glasses popular, they always come off as fuckin' stupid.

06.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0