☕️ 🥄 DhampirsDrinkEspresso

a cat is walking across a table with a piece of paper on it . Alt: a cat is walking across a desk and crawls into an organizer. if I fits I sits and u no see me.

Slytherins with snark and sass, idk what to tell you… Started a whole chain reaction in my brain, apparently. Woke something up. 🤭

Absolutely gorgeous!

Digital painting of lilacs

this took so fucking long lol 🫠

An adorable raccoon.

Do it!

(I kind of want to have Rey glue a bow on him and resell him on Etsy)

They weren’t the first but dang it was CLOSE.

Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.

“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”

Ben Solo/Kylo Ren.
Back to ink crosshatching😊

#bensolo #kyloren #reyloww #reyloart #myart

🥰 he really, really does, doesn't he? 🤭

forbidden friendship was a delight! the way @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social balances interesting canonverse details with the softness+sweetness of reylo having a Future Together 💘 post-tros should be studied. some of the lines in this fic made me think i'd need floor time (affectionate)
#bluerecsrffa

happy #reylowrw!

liar, liar is a deliciously sticky fake dating au w/ a serious amount of yearning/pining/denial of feelings in it's very first chapter! the reylo details in this au make it feel custom fit to these characters. feels good to be a @dalzo.bsky.social reader and enjoyer🥰
#bluerecsrffa

Calm and comforting and makes me want tea time in a springtime garden 🫖💐

baby daddy 🌼🐞 Chapter 3

Happy Wednesday, babes! 😌✨

archiveofourown.org/works/800737...

a man in a tuxedo sits at a desk with the words and now for something completely different on the bottom Alt: a man in a tuxedo sits at a desk with the words and now for something completely different on the bottom

Not Pining
Rated M (Soft E?)
Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley (yeah, no, I don't know either, somehow this is all nine's fault)
1448 Words

archiveofourown.org/works/81053046

archiveofourown.org/works/71873356

👀

and i also read a sly joy of a benoit blanc fic 'the last of the gentleman sleuths' by nope, which answers the question: just how did phillip and benoit come to be married? archiveofourown.org/works/76221851

in my non-reylo reading of the week, i have two fic recs!

up first is @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social's ethan hunt/ilsa faust DELIGHTFUL canon fix-it fic 'a sunrise i hope to see' (archiveofourown.org/works/80681156), in which two spies make hard choices to earn their happy ending.

and last for #reylowrw, @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social, @dhampirse.bsky.social, and @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social wrote two sweet and funny yearning roommates in 'the cuddle hustle' (archiveofourown.org/works/806863...), in which ben fundamentally misunderstands just what rey is doing in their apartment 💖

i had four lovely writers give me birthday fics last week and first up, for #reylowrw is @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social's 'not sex'( archiveofourown.org/works/80677076), aka, what happens when two olympians run out of condoms, but *not* out of desire? ⛸️⛷️🔫

another #rffa fic to start out #reylowrw this week! 'once you pop' by @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social (archiveofourown.org/works/79948311) is such a snappy, short treat of a fic, in which rey uses the danger (slash joy!) of using a ring pop around a crossroads demon 🤠

Went to a bisexual swingers party and met a completely naked guy with very large equipment. We fooled around a bit but later I had to leave before he did. Unsure of the correct etiquette, I shook his hand to say goodbye, but then reflexively also shook his semi-erect member.

Also the orcgy collab! How could I forget (and then how dare it not fit when I remembered)

Silver Bells, and Cockle Shells, and Mating Bites All in a Row
archiveofourown.org/works/66174664

(Unhinged is a spectrum, what can I say)?

gravy boat - DhampirsDrinkEspresso - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Honorable mention to:

gravy boat
archiveofourown.org/works/43246332

Blooming Season
archiveofourown.org/works/65622763

Collabs with @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social

Slinky Dinky (ClydePhee)
archiveofourown.org/works/54074131

Via Osmosis, Solo
archiveofourown.org/works/80492751

the "don't ask me, I also don't know where this came from, but yes Ben has magical...fluids" entries:

Glitter
archiveofourown.org/works/37755532

Shimmy
archiveofourown.org/works/45180589

Unusual Shapeshifters, reporting for duty:

Aw, Nuts! (A Squirrel's Tail) - weresquirrel Ben gives Rey his best nut.
archiveofourown.org/works/35259817

The Dignity of Bacon - Rey adopts werepiglet Ben.
archiveofourown.org/works/35656858

(not linked: unfinished weregoldfish Ben AU)

Less "unhinged" and more "HOW did you pick THAT POV character"

Murder Feet

A reylo tale from the POV of Ben's cat, Bazine.

archiveofourown.org/works/29375823

Sweettooth - DhampirsDrinkEspresso - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Continuing the theme of "they're a WHAT now?"

Sweettooth - bicuspid Rey, filling Ben. Yes, literally
archiveofourown.org/works/41503920

& also

Applesauce - Refrigerator Ben tosses one to in-sink-e-REY-tor Rey
archiveofourown.org/works/43744536

Toad stares at a bunch of buttons on his table. From "A Lost Button" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad took all of the buttons out of his pockets.