Lansing Facts

a happy 31st day sign with flying saucers behind it ALT: a happy 31st day sign with flying saucers behind it

hope you enjoyed an amber energy kind of day

Happy 311 Day!

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me, a downtown Lansing worker, learning that New York City has free street parking

we’re not falling for that again

watch out we got a sinkhole decider

screenshot of an unread text message sent at 8:04 PM that reads: City of Lansing Traffic Alert: Please avoid the area of Eastbound Edgewood east of Georgetown due to a large pothole causing a hazard.

you know the potholes are bad when one gets its own traffic alert most Lansing ass notification we've gotten In A While

thanks for the heads up Mitch

we’re not worried about a stock market collapse because all of our savings are invested in QD rewards points

hot n' now? brothers and sisters we'd settle for a warm n' eventually at this point

looking good Mitch

hope everyone is having a fantastic night here in Lansing Michigan USA

got em

I don't know

goddamn interns set the Casio Weathermaster 3000 on shuffle again

Happy’s Pizza never beating the stoner allegations

solid car, very little rust

thank u

thank u we exist as critical meme infrastructure

You just know there is someone beyond space and time still in Trippers lost in that giant maze of a sports bar

gone but but forgotten

Let's Remember Some Places:

Frandor Deli

we want to see one of those dipshit fast food CEOs eat an olive burger and give us a big ol smile

his "house in michigan" is in traverse city. so much for "man of the people"

move to holt you coward

as a fellow lanstronaut, we claim this man as our own. lansing's finest.

in a world full of shitty tarantinos, be a matthew lillard.

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Never a doubt

Go Green! Hell of a ball game!

Incredible stuff Chris

hear us out @jgoldstrass.bsky.social

Another idea for Lugnuts: Big Lug-bowski Night. Come dressed up as characters, game jersey is the dudes sweater