Brian Oliu

I am NOT staying up for another Austin Reaves masterclass against the wolves

Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A big doofy dog runs onto the court with a little tiny barrel around its neck

The same dog looking into the camera with a big sign saying FEED BALOO behind him. He does look hungry

The big doof dog smiling on a basketball court

The Siena Saints are going to the NCAA Tournament…
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And that means BALOO THE SAINT BERNARD IS GOING TO THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS BALOO (and also the basketball players etc)

kobe taking a loss today is gonna fuel national sports talk for like a week

take me back

It's been discussed more in the context of the Manosphere, but: A consequence of being fully submerged in the Trump-era for over a decade is that an entire generation of reactionary-minded men (mostly) have come of age in a social landscape where shamelessness & cruelty are aspirational traits.

Operation Metro Serj

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Glad Tua is able to get closer to his hometown of alabaster

at a certain point I feel like people are daring, evening begging, god and the universe to visit nightmares upon them and those around them. some dim part of some of them may clock the evil that sustains their comfort, and they transmute that energy into such monstrous and caricaturish displays

I can't compete with this.

Happy Monday Minnesota

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

So rad of you to say so! I really appreciate it. ❤️

Finally, something Bruce Pearl and the ayatollah can bond over

Friendly neighborhood actuary reminding you to BE CAREFUL if you have to commute tomorrow. I'm not one for clock change rhetoric but the increase in car accidents is real and a big part of it is that you feel like you know where the sun/your blind spots are on your commute but they jump!

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

spring ahead

France became the first country in the world to ban supermarkets from throwing away unsold food. Lawmakers passed the Loi Garot, which requires all grocery stores larger than 400 square meters to donate edible food to charities and food banks instead of sending it to landfills.

“It has to do with riverboats! West Saint Paul is south of downtown along an east-west jog of the Mississippi but the riverboat navigators declared anything on the left of a riverto be west. Anything behind was deemed ‘south’ thus South Saint Paul which is southeast of downtown next to West Saint P”

first time at fireroast & the vibes in here are incredible

hello I called dozens of neon and neon repair shops across the country to see what they had to say about sadness, the moon, and how to encounter the memories of what we once had but no longer have

NEON MOON IS SAD! VOTE NOW! KATE BUSH IS FORMIDABLE!

Oof, we’re gonna have a forever College Football Playoff.

This was a great read! When I moved to St. Paul from Tuscaloosa there was a huge campaign to stop them from building a “massive” 5,000 person arena (there were lawn signs!) & I found it so quaint

For my St Paul people! I remain skeptical as a whole but that does not deny the fact that the new arena is absolutely incredible & should be the gold standard for any small liberal arts college

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Two guys who got their asses handed to them in Minnesota

Tell Kristi I want her to know it was me

Still feel guilt over going and having an incredible time/you were the last non family member I hugged for like months?