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Department of Defense Hungers for War, $7M of Lobster in $93B Spending Spree The Pentagon sure seems like they’re being a bit shellfish.

The Pentagon sure seems like they’re being a bit shellfish.

#crab #departmentofdefense #DepartmentofWar #lobster #military #PENTAGON #PeteHegseth #washingtondc #OddNews

Northern Territory Floods So Bad That Crocodiles Are Now Commuting Police urge residents to stay indoors, which is also where the spiders are.

Police urge residents to stay indoors, which is also where the spiders are.

#australia #crocodile #flood #police #OddNews

Iowa County Supervisor Discovers Word Has Racist Meaning; Remains Skeptical Area man shocked that “things we’ve always said on the farm” are not a recognized legal defense.

Area man shocked that “things we’ve always said on the farm” are not a recognized legal defense.

#council #Iowa #racism #OddNews

New Call-A-Boomer Line Pops up in Boston Perfect for college students who want to have a conversation on speaker phone about what it was like to buy a house for $50,000.

Perfect for college students who want to have a conversation on speaker phone about what it was like to buy a house for $50,000.

#BOOMER #conversation #GenZ #telephone #OddNews

Ow My Balls: Man Pulls Car Edition Some men run marathons. Some climb Everest. One bloke in Halifax chose… a different muscle group.

Some men run marathons. Some climb Everest. One bloke in Halifax chose… a different muscle group.

#owmyballs #car #carpull #oddnews

Crow Drones Stuffed With Drugs Flown Into Prison Look up in the sky – it’s a bird, It’s a drone, it’s weed and meth!

Look up in the sky - it’s a bird, It’s a drone, it’s weed and meth!

#birdsarentreal #crow #drugs #Louisiana #Methamphetamine #prison #OddNews

First Post! Ancient Graffiti Tagger Traveled From India to Egypt So Everyone Knew He’d Been There Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.

Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.

#Egypt #firstpost #graffiti #india #language #OddNews

People on Weight-Loss Drugs Are Buying More Chocolate Than Everyone Else GLP-1 may shrink your appetite, but your inner chocolatier remains undefeated.

GLP-1 may shrink your appetite, but your inner chocolatier remains undefeated.

#chocolate #diet #glp1 #ozempic #switzerland #weightloss #OddNews

Pyongyang Marathon Cancelled Due to “Some Reasons” Tour company promises to investigate what “some reasons” means, beginning with several polite emails into the void.

Tour company promises to investigate what “some reasons” means, beginning with several polite emails into the void.

#KimJungUn #marathon #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #running #OddNews

Interstellar Comet Has So Much Methanol It Could Be Kentucky’s Official State Bird Alien visitor contains more alcohol than almost any comet in our solar system, raising questions about what exactly is going on out there and whether or not we can get invited to it.

Alien visitor contains more alcohol than almost any comet in our solar system, raising questions about what exactly is going on out there and whether or not we can get invited to it.

#3IATLAS #alcohol #comet #drunk #methanol #solarsystem #universe #OddNews

Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

#election #Florida #FloridaMan #Governor #ihop #wafflehouse #OddNews

Someone Stole Tucker Carlson’s Non-Woke Nicotine Pouches Millions of dollars worth of nicotine pouches have disappeared into zyn air.

Millions of dollars worth of nicotine pouches have disappeared into zyn air.

#FoxNews #nicotine #PhilipMorris #thefts #tobacco #TuckerCarlson #OddNews

Rep. Gonzales Admits “Lapse in Judgment” With Aide Who Lit Herself on Fire Also claims God has forgiven him. God, as usual, was unavailable for comment.

Also claims God has forgiven him. God, as usual, was unavailable for comment.

#affair #ethics #government #marriage #suicide #OddNews

New Jersey Girl Scouts Achieve What Economists Call “Perfect Market Conditions” Outside Cannabis Dispensary The “munchies supply chain” achieves full vertical integration in a Mount Laurel parking lot.

The “munchies supply chain” achieves full vertical integration in a Mount Laurel parking lot.

#cannabis #cookies #dispensary #girlscoutcookie #newjersey #OddNews

Palantir Provides Nicotene Pouches to Workers To Boost Productivity Because nothing says “surveillance-tech contractor” like getting your workforce chemically dependent on company property.

Because nothing says "surveillance-tech contractor" like getting your workforce chemically dependent on company property.

#caffeine #nicotine #office #pantir #productivity #work #OddNews

Hundreds of Active-Duty Military Report Their Superiors Are Too Enthusiastic About Ending the World Turns out “chain of command” now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasn’t filed paperwork since 33 A.D.

Turns out “chain of command” now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasn’t filed paperwork since 33 A.D.

#Armageddon #God #iran #military #religion #war #OddNews

Billy Idol Credits Crack Cocaine With Curing His Heroin Addiction The ’80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.

The '80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.

#addiction #billyidol #cocaine #heroin #musician #punk #rock #OddNews

Komodo Dragon Chows Down On Stuffed Animals Because why hug a stuffed animal when you can stuff yourself with one or two?

Because why hug a stuffed animal when you can stuff yourself with one or two?

#japanesemacaque #komododragon #PunchTheMonkey #singapore #stuffedanimals #surgery #zoo #OddNews

Vatican Exorcism School Adds AI Module to Annual Demon-Fighting Curriculum Participants will also hear from a woman who became possessed and started speaking Arabic, which exorcists say is less common than Latin but still gets you flagged at airports…

Participants will also hear from a woman who became possessed and started speaking Arabic, which exorcists say is less common than Latin but still gets you flagged at airports

#AI #catholicchurch #catholicism #exorcism #priest #vatican #OddNews

US Middle East Evacuation Hotline Leads To Unhelpful Information Press 1 for evacuation, press 2 for existential dread, press 3 to enjoy the soothing sound of government hold music.

Press 1 for evacuation, press 2 for existential dread, press 3 to enjoy the soothing sound of government hold music.

#evacuation #Hotline #iran #USCitizens #war #OddNews

Buc-ee’s, Whose Logo Has a Beaver on a Yellow Circle, Sues Mickey’s, Whose Logo Has a Moose on a Red Hexagon Buc-ee’s claims customers cannot tell the difference between a beaver and a moose, which says more about their customers and Ohio than anything else.

Buc-ee’s claims customers cannot tell the difference between a beaver and a moose, which says more about their customers and Ohio than anything else.

#beavers #bucees #lawsuit #logo #mickeys #Moose #Ohio #trademark #OddNews

War Scores Well With DC Pizza Lovers Because while politicians may be war-hungry, you can’t subsist on war alone.

Because while politicians may be war-hungry, you can’t subsist on war alone.

#iran #OperationEpicFury #PENTAGON #pentagonpizzareport #pizza #war #washingtondc

Microsoft Bans the Word “Microslop”, Inadvertently Creates a Viral Marketing Campaign One forbidden nickname, infinite screenshots, and absolutely zero chill.

One forbidden nickname, infinite screenshots, and absolutely zero chill.

#AI #copilot #discord #microslop #Microsoft #OddNews

Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.

When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.

#eBay #pokemon #police #tacos #target #thefts #OddNews

Fish Sticks Are Funding Russia’s War on Ukraine. And You Should Feel Bad The frozen food aisle has entered its Cold War era, and your air fryer is now complicit.

The frozen food aisle has entered its Cold War era, and your air fryer is now complicit.

#China #fish #fishsticks #import #russia #ukraine #war #OddNews

Liquid Death, Spotify Team up for Cremation Urn Speaker Because why stop torturing someone with bad music when they die?

Because why stop torturing someone with bad music when they die?

#bluetoothspeaker #death #Gimmick #liquiddeath #speaker #Spotify #water #OddNews

Florida Man Attempts To Invade Cuba In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.

In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.

#Cuba #florida #FloridaMan #invasion #OddNews

Chocolate Funding Gang Activity in the UK It’s a sweet, nougaty, chocolatey crime of opportunity.

It's a sweet, nougaty, chocolatey crime of opportunity.

#BritishRetailConsortium #cadbury #chocolate #gang #Sainsbury #shoplifting #stolen #Tesco #unitedkingdom #OddNews

AI Models Keep Nuking Everything in War Games When given 27 choices, they picked “apocalypse” as if it were a preset.

When given 27 choices, they picked “apocalypse” as if it were a preset.

#AI #Armageddon #grok #humanity #nuclearwar #simulation #war #wargames #OddNews

Garbage Time: Italian Man Illegally Trained Dog To Take Out Trash, Police Say It’s a dirty job, but someone’s pet has to do it.

It's a dirty job, but someone's pet has to do it.

#dog #garbage #italy #training #trash #work #OddNews