graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.
Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences.
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.
Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh
Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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11.03.2026 03:17
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All these people getting their shinys in less then 1000 encounters are definitely lying… like bitch just give me my gold fish already…
10.03.2026 09:00
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🤣🤣🤣
01.03.2026 23:30
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Maybe I should join Team Rocket… they seem to have a lot of Nuggets 🤑
01.03.2026 20:59
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It feels so good!! Just make sure your being extra safe with washing your sounds and using sterile surgical lube cus UTI’s really suck (I speak from experience)
28.02.2026 16:59
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Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon Goon
27.02.2026 20:34
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Am I regressing back into to 20’s today? Yes… Anyone have a problem with that?
14.02.2026 08:39
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🥰
13.02.2026 08:37
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The tiktok lizard has completely rotted my brain…🦎🦎🦎
13.02.2026 03:08
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CONGRATS!!!! This deserves some serious belly rubs and head scratches 🥰
13.02.2026 03:00
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Cute kitty!!! ☺️
13.02.2026 02:58
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I recommend @sooxand.bsky.social they did an awesome job with mine!!
13.02.2026 01:55
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Mmmm dog pile hehe
10.02.2026 18:07
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The next 4 hours are gonna be be soooo good 😮💨
06.02.2026 02:58
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Fuck.. 😮💨🤤
02.02.2026 16:32
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Any idea how I stop wishing my cock was bigger? Like damn I’d be happy with even just an inch…
01.02.2026 03:07
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I have a constant need to have a daddy but also be a daddy…
25.01.2026 00:19
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Cheeky ;)
19.01.2026 16:58
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16.01.2026 21:37
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Damn that’s an inspiring cum shot 🥴😛
17.01.2026 05:47
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Dinner is served!! 🍽️👅
15.01.2026 18:18
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A bear with a big dick stuffed into a cage
Been wanting to be caged, but not sure how long, so, here’s to find out!
Until the end of the 16th, I’ll run a tab.
1 like = 1 hour
1st comment = 2 hours
Repost/quote = 3 hours
New follows = 4 hours
Never done it before, so I worry about overcommitting, but…
How long do you all want me locked up?
13.01.2026 01:40
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How do you super like a comment… 👀
13.01.2026 23:47
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Was debating about posting it as I wasn’t sure how I felt about it… a hot friend said I should. I *do* like how my belly and chest are looking in it. I wanted/want them both rubbed so much.
24.12.2025 19:31
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Next time in my mouth plz :3
13.01.2026 23:38
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Tbh “never” was way more sarcastic and fun to read 🤣
13.01.2026 20:51
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Woof! Tigers balls must have been pretty heavy ;)
13.01.2026 00:34
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The body, amen
11.01.2026 21:32
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🍽️🛎️😛 I’ll say grace just this once…
11.01.2026 22:19
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Well I’m 100 days tobacco free today :) so that’s pretty cool
11.01.2026 16:52
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