Lee Duncan

You've got to see it to bereave it

A picture of George Russell in his F1 car with helmet on and visor up, looking towards the camera. The headline reads, "Russell takes dominant Chinese GP sprint pole".

It was all part of his evil plan

I was looking for a different meme on my phone but this one came up and it’s better

Also, it's for Mothers' Day, so I'm hoping the doing is 90% of the gift.

I am about to subject myself to making croissants for the first time.

A screenshot from The Simpsons featuring the oil derrick of the "Burns Slant-Drilling Co.", built at an angle to steal the school's oil.

I think I've fixed the strait of hormuz "problem"

Peak bluesky. No notes.

Seriously, go and listen to this album.

God I hope they've genderswapped Aragorn and will simply not acknowledge the choice anywhere

God I love this song

Euphoria Morning album cover: a close-up photo of Chris Cornell's face, with a lens flare effect over the side of his face, in which are placed the album title and artist name.

Touched and broken are the things you love
Using stars to light your candles
Warms my face but I can't remember yours

- Chris Cornell, "Sweet Euphoria" from the album "Euphoria Morning"
https://open.spotify.com/track/2GwPCyosaFaULv0luGqBGT

Chris Cornell album cover: a portrait of Chris Cornell with blue eyes, and long black hair on a red background.

Someone said my words are out of balance
Nothing to say, you've got nothing to say

- Soundgarden, "Nothing To Say" from the album "Chris Cornell"
https://open.spotify.com/track/4P545KYtSPFXBekZiGBz82

Want the burning sensation of a UTI but all over your body? Try Original Source tea tree and mint shower gel.

How have the Toon not scored yet?

Was never subbed as a 'keeper in my many years, but then you have to have had a heart attack for that to happen in Sunday league, and only if you collapsed outside the box.

Proper lol

Sort-of wish I was watching the Spurs debacle, like a sicko.jpg-style voyeur

Oh the world is bleak? Yeah? Regional conflicts are spiraling? Well there’s a new Mitski album. So you know. I think you might just not have your priorities in order.

Lewis Hall is a baller.

My friend was asking me to go potholing for years. Eventually I caved.

I have management training tomorrow. I'll be living LinkedIn for a couple of days, which is right up my street. Right up it.

Euphoria Morning album cover: a close-up photo of Chris Cornell's face, with a lens flare effect over the side of his face, in which are placed the album title and artist name.

What have you done, my little spark?
Cursing my name 'cause again I put you out

- Chris Cornell, "Disappearing One" from the album "Euphoria Morning"
https://open.spotify.com/track/6rritrhtd1da3OGKVglpab

By the way, if the centre-right thinks migration is under control, why is Labour pushing a draconian reform of immigration policy?

A screenshot of a Telegraph article with the headline "Labour is finally getting migration under control. It's a nightmare for Reeves". And the subheading, "Much lower numbers of migrants would cost the Treasury billions".

I think I have a migraine coming...

Eating soup while drunk is fascinating because it either means you are at the absolute lowest point in your existence, or at a wedding

Hmm, no, I'm almost certain now India have won this one.

Unless...

No, no. Definitely not. Unless...

Yeah, looking increasingly unlikely. Unless...

I'm not sure New Zealand are going to make it.

International Women's Day, of course